Oscar: Felix, if you can prove that one of these clichés is false, I'll print such a column about New York, everybody in the country'll want to move here.
Felix: You've got yourself a deal, Mr. "Making a Fine Living in a City You're Knocking."
Oscar: Okay. But you'd better do it fast 'cause I go on my vacation to the Bahamas in three days.
Felix: Three days is all I need! You're going to eat those words and I'm going to pour the ketchup!