Murray: (reading from Oscar's column) "A funny thing happened on my way across Central Park. I got across. People say there's a lot of crime in New York. That's just a vicious rumor started by a half a billion victims."
Felix: I don't think that's so funny!
Murray: Hey, "Now spring is here and the park is beautiful. The tree was green, the bird was singing."
Felix: Maybe it's something wrong with me. I don't know.
Murray: "Men and women, holding hands ... up!"