Felix: The following is a commercial announcement for Oscar Madison.
O is for the oldest friend I know
S is for the way he saved my life
C stands for courage and
A is for alertness that he shows
R means risk and he took a big one
M-A-D is what he gets at me
but I feel like an S-O-N to him
That's Oscar Madison, he's big daddy
to us aaallllll!!!