The Office

Season 3 Episode 12

Back from Vacation

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 04, 2007 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Michael: (to Stanley) You are not as much fun as your Jamaican bra-das, mon.

    • Pam: No, I didn't mind helping Jim with his problem. That's what friends do. I help Phyllis all the time. Just yesterday I untangled a piece of tape from her hair.

    • Pam: (extended crying)
      Dwight: So, you're PMS-ing pretty bad, huh?

    • Michael: Okay, wait a second. I sent it to you at uh-oh.

    • Jan: I still find myself wanting to... be with you
      Michael: And I... to you, in addition... feel... the same feelings that you are... as well.
      Jan: Oh, God.

    • Michael: The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible".
      Jim: Yep, it's English. It's "impossible".

    • Michael: Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both in trouble. So, officially I did not see her. But I did see Jan there…in our room…at night…and in the morning, and that's all I'm going to say. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.

    • Michael: Um, well, did you get the second e-mail that I sent, explaining that the first e-mail was a mistake and that you should delete it.
      Darryl: Yup.
      Michael: And you sent that out to everyone?
      Darryl: Mike, I'm very busy down here. (bites on a piece of chicken)

    • Michael: I have a special assignment for you.
      Dwight: Who's the target?
      Michael: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file, a picture. The file name is "Jamaica Jan Sun Princess".
      Dwight: What's it of?
      Michael: Not important.
      Dwight: Unless you are willing to tell me everything, I can not accept this assignment.
      Michael: Okay, forget it.
      Dwight: Okay, I accept it.

    • Toby: Hey, I need to talk to you.
      Michael: Not now, not ever.
      Toby: About you and Jan
      Michael: Ah, none of your business.

    • Michael: Hello, hi, attention everyone, um, apparently there is an e-mail circulating around that contains a very PG-13 rated picture of me and a woman
      Kevin: Jan.
      Michael: No Kevin, a woman, maybe Jan, maybe--
      Jim: Urkel Grue.
      Michael: My point is that if you get it, I would ask that you just delete it, sight unseen. Let's be professional, all right?

  • Notes

    • The French episode title is "Retour de vacances", the Spanish title is "La vuelta de las vacaciones", and the Italian title is "Rientro dalle vacanze", all exact translations.

  • Allusions

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