The Office

Season 2 Episode 11

Booze Cruise

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 05, 2006 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Captain Jack: Suppose your office building is on fire. Jim, who would you save?
      Jim: Uh, phoo...the customer...(trailing off) because the customer is king.
      Michael: Not what I was looking for, but a good thought.
      Captain Jack: He's just sucking up.
      Roy: (clearly drunk) When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?
      Captain Jack: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I wasn't thinking about some customer. I was thinking about my first wife. The day I got back on shore, I married her.
      Jim: (to the camera as he walks away) You know what? I would save the receptionist. Just wanted to clear that up.