Erin: Gabe, can you stop talking because every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly pelican
Dwight: (to Angela)The 80 or 90 years that I have left of this life, I want to spend with you.
Andy: (in confessional)Yeah, so life gives you lemons, you just gotta eat 'em. Rinds and all. And if you don't want to eat 'em, your ex-girlfriend will shove 'em down your throat with the help of her hunky new boyfriend. So that's fun.
Pete: (to Andy)Hey, you got a second to talk?
Andy: It's kind of painful to chat with you Pete, ever since the ol' one two punch to my scrotum pole. Translation, penis. Translation, my manhood.
Andy: My whole life is a booger bubble!
Mark: Step this way for the Spanish Inquisition! (Laughs nervously.) 'Kids in the Hall'.
Mark gets his comedy ensembles mixed up. The Spanish Inquisition sketches were created by British comedy team Monty Python, not by the Canadian Kids in the Hall.