Michael: I am totally going to pimp this place up, I'm going to put a surround sound system. I'm going to put a plasma screen right against this wall... Dwight: Ooh, terrible idea... Michael: ...and putting my bed right over here... Dwight: No, no, no, no, this is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall - plasma screen hits the floor, totally smashed.
Michael: I have a surprise for you, for helping me out today. Dwight: Oh, you didn't have to... Michael: (Cuts him off) No, no I insist, I insist because you've really done some great work. And that is why I am going to let you move into my third bedroom and pay me rent. Ha! Michael: (Talking to the camera) Why did I do it? I believe in rewarding people for their efforts, ah... I rewarded Dwight with the room and he is rewarding me back with 500 dollars plus utilities.
Michael: There's a basic principle in real estate, that you should never be the best-looking person in the development. It's just sort of common sense, because if you are, then you've no place to go but down.
Dwight: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60-acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm... Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Dwight: (describing his relationship with Michael) "We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."
Michael: Did you do the things I said to about the magazines? Pam: Yeah, I changed em' to your new address. Michael: Good... The Small Businessman? Maxim? Cracked? Pam: Yes, I change your Cracked magazine subscription. Michael: How about... um uh... Fine Arts... Aficionado... Monthly? (Pam shakes her head) Okay, well, could you get on that because I don't just read Cracked (looks at camera).
Michael: I'm an early bird... And, I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and, I have worms... Um...
Michael: Why are you playing the National Anthem? Jim: Um...because your condo's in America.
Michael: No one likes beets, Dwight. Why don't you grow something everybody likes? Why don't you grow candy? God, I could go for some candy right now. Not a beet.
Dwight: (After telling Michael that he'll be paying off the condo until he's 70.) Hey, you know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never works out, that's where the nurse will live!
Kevin: We call it Hate Ball. Jim: Why? Kevin: Because Angela hates it so much.
Oscar: Kevin and I play this game when Michael's out. Kevin: Or when we're bored. Jim: This goes back two years! Kevin: We're bored a lot.
Dwight: (Donning Michael's sunglasses) Check it out! I'm Terminator!
Kevin: Sometimes we play 'See How Many M&Ms We Can Get Into Our Mouth.' Angela: You play that.
Dwight: A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age basically means he's buying a coffin. Now if I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls... so you couldn't hear the other dead people.
Michael: Most honorable Pamera! (Pauses) Not offensive, because that's the way they talk in movies.
Angela: I call it Pampong. I count how many times Jim gets up to go to reception to talk to you. Pam: We're friends. Angela: Apparently.
Michael: Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles. And as far as I can tell, I'm the best looking person here.
Jim: This scented candle, which I found in the men's bathroom, represents the eternal buring of competition...er, something. Kevin: It smells like cookies.
Jim: Stanley...I just played Dunderball with Toby. How about you? You got any games? Stanley: Yeah, I got a game. It's called Work Hard So My Kids Can Go to College. Jim: Fair enough.
The German episode title is "Büroolympiade", and the French title is "Les JO au bureau", and the Spanish title is "Las olimpdiadas en la oficina", all exact translations. The Italian title is "Giochi d'ufficio", meaning "Office Games".
Steve Carell's clip from when he's credited during the opening presentation changes to one from the episode "Sexual Harassment".
Approximately two months after the episode was aired, offices across the United States began hosting Office Olympics based on this episode.
The premise of this episode was taken from a game that was played in the offices of King of the Hill, which producer Greg Daniels co-created.
The studio lost $859 after a cameraman accidentally smashed the window of Michael's car.
Guest star Nancy Walls (who plays Michael's real estate agent) is Steve Carell's wife.
Beginning with this episode, the series switches to using a cold open, as opposed to beginning with the opening credits.
Michael says to Ryan, "The office is all yours:Home Alone, Risky Business. Take off your pants and dance," referring to Home Alone's plot where Kevin is left behind in his house Risky Business' scene with Tom Cruise dancing in his empty house.
Michael calls Bill, the president of the condo association, "Mr. Bill." Mr. Bill was a Claymation character on Saturday Night Live who starred in skits that parodied bad animation and uttered the catchphrase "Ohhh, nooo!"
In Michael's car, Dwight refers to himself as The Terminator after putting on sunglasses. The Terminator is a movie trilogy featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger as the title character, a cyborg from the future who wore sunglasses to hide eye damage in the original and to comedic effect in the 2nd installment.
The picture of Mose and Dwight on their beet farm in this episode is a tribute to Grant Wood's American Gothic painting, which famously features a married couple with a pitchfork in front of a farm house.
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