The Office

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

5
Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 24, 2005 on NBC

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    • (Dwights stapler has been set in jello by Jim)
      Michael: No, no, no, no. Do not take it out; you have to eat out of there. Because there are starving people in the world, which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.
      Dwight: Okay you know what? (to Ryan) You can be a witness. (to Michael) Can you reprimand him please?
      Jim: (eating jello) How do you know it was me?

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