Michael tries to be supportive when he finds out one of his new employees has a prison record.
Steve Carell |
Michael Scott |
Rainn Wilson |
Dwight Schrute |
John Krasinski |
Jim Halpert |
Jenna Fischer |
Pam Beesly |
B.J. Novak |
Ryan Howard |
Melora Hardin |
Jan Levinson |
Wayne Wilderson |
Martin Nash |
Guest Star |
Josh Hodell |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Creed Bratton |
Creed Bratton |
Recurring Role |
Ed Helms |
Andy Bernard |
Recurring Role |
Rashida Jones |
Karen Filippelli |
Recurring Role |
Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... not Harry Potter.
Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole, and I robbed.. and I kidnapped the president's son, and held him for ransom.
Jim: That's quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught.
Jim: Well, you were in prison, but.. mm-hmm.
Andy: Pamalamadingdong. Listen, you're cute. There's no getting around it. So, I don't know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos, maybe even toss a disc around. Atwhay oday ouyay inkthay, Ampay?
Pam: Wow. I—
Andy: Shh! Think about it. I'll hit you back.
Jim: (Answers the phone) Jim Halpert.
Andy: (Whispering) I am so horny.
[Jim turns and looks at Andy]
Jim: Okay, I can't help you with that.
Andy: Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty. Good for a romp in the sack.
Jim: She is dating Ryan... I think.
Andy: Oh, and I care why?
Jim: She's high-maintenance.
Andy: Neeext.
Kevin: I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because... (makes sure nobody's looking) it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.
Michael: Martin went from being a new guy from Stamford, to a convict, to my friend, back to a convict, then to kind of a nuisance, actually, if we can be completely honest, and finally to a quitter. And I will not miss him and that is not because he is black.
Creed: Baby, hello, baby. (dangles paperclips in front of the baby) Here, you want to play with this?
Karen: You can't give paperclips to a baby, he could swallow them.
Creed: Oh, it's okay, I've got tons of 'em.
Michael: Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like "Yo, that's shizzle" Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong, that was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.
Michael: Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice like a white guy who went to prison for polluting a black guy's lake.
Kevin: Martin?
Michael: Oh, you are such a racist.
Kevin: Wait, why am I a racist?
Michael: Because you think he's black.
Kevin: He is black, right?
Michael: Hey, look at me! I'm a baby! I'm one of those babies from Look Who's Talking. What am I thinking? (laughs) Look at all those staplers. What's a stapler? I don't even know, I'm a baby. Hey, Mom, I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty, Mama. I want some milk, and you know where milk comes from? Breasts.
The French episode title is "L'ex-taulard", meaning "Ex Con". The Italian title is "La prigione", meaning "The Prison". The Spanish title is "El Preso", an exact translation.
Music: "The Rainbow Connection" sung by Andy while playing a banjo.
When Michael is listing black people he respects, one of the names he says is Apollo Creed, a boxer in the Rocky franchise of films.
Michael Scott tells the group that the worst thing about prison is the Dementors, referring to creatures from the Harry Potter books and movies.
When Michael puts on a purple bandana and act like like a prisoner to scare his employees, he is parodying 1978 documentary, Scared Straight.
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