Jan: You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.
Michael: No reason? It was the 05/05/05 party! It only happens once every billion years!
Jan: And you had a luau and the tsunami relief fundraiser that somehow lost a lot of money.
Michael: Okay, no, that was a FUN-raiser. I think I made that very clear on the flyer. F-U-N.
Jan: I don't understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN-raiser, Michael. I mean, that just doesn't make sense.
Michael: Well, I think a lot of people were affected by the footage.