Pam: You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself, "I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekend."
Dwight: He doesn't even know that I do that.
Pam: You should tell him.
Dwight: Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's gonna help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted!
Dwight: I'm sorry I said that. I didn't... Just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.