Angela: I feel so stupid. I sit next to him every day.
Dwight: You're not stupid. Jazz is stupid.
Angela: (sobbing) Jazz is stupid. Just play the right notes!
Meredith: (after Pam agrees to prank a customer) You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn't fart on a butterfly.
Pam: No, I wouldn't. I can't even relate to that impulse.