Michael: You just have to play with the cards that you're dealt: Jim, that guy is an ace; Dwight is my king up my sleeve; Phyllis is my old maid; Oscar is my queen. That's easy. Give me a hard one. That's what Oscar said! Toby is the instruction card you throw away. Pam is a solid seven. And, yeah, you know what? Ryan is probably, like, a two, but sometimes twos can be wild.
Michael: Excuse me, everyone. SEX!! Now that I have your attention—
Stanley: You don't have our attention.
Stanley: I'm listening.
Kevin: You had me at sex.
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