The Office

Season 7 Episode 9

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 18, 2010 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Michael: You just have to play with the cards that you're dealt: Jim, that guy is an ace; Dwight is my king up my sleeve; Phyllis is my old maid; Oscar is my queen. That's easy. Give me a hard one. That's what Oscar said! Toby is the instruction card you throw away. Pam is a solid seven. And, yeah, you know what? Ryan is probably, like, a two, but sometimes twos can be wild.

    • Michael: Excuse me, everyone. SEX!! Now that I have your attention—
      Stanley: You don't have our attention.
      Michael: Money!
      Stanley: I'm listening.
      Kevin: You had me at sex.

  • Notes

    • There is a website created in conjunction with this episode that anyone can go to to learn about the service.

  • Allusions