The Onion News Network

IFC (ended 2012)




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  • Year in Review

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 12/9/11

    Brookee gets a jump on her competition by doing her 2011 year-end review, weeks before any other network. Jim and Tracy interview the worst pop star of the year.

  • Brooke vs. O'Brady

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 12/2/11

    O'Brady Shaw joins the Factzone as Brooke's new co-host to promote his new special: "The Cries of the Children." In other news, a woman accountant is annoying the whole country with her loud chatter. A new weight-loss drug hits the market, which causes it's users to hallucinate that their food is a swarm of vicious, bloodthirsty monsters.

  • Artificial Intelligence

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 11/24/11

    After gaining sentience, the studio falls in love with Brooke. Plus, millions are trapped in an Animal Hoarders marathon. An investigative piece into the disturbing new sport of spouse fighting.

  • Sex in America

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 11/18/11

    The network explores the important topic of sex. Brooke and O'Brady discuss human trafficking.
  • Today! Now! Special

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 11/11/11

    A very special takeover by the Onion News morning show Today Now! Jim and Tracy will host and Tracy's son will visit the set.

  • Exposed, Brooke Alvarez

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 11/1/11

    Brooke is outraged by a documentary expose' on her life. Angry, she goes after the filmmakers on-air.

  • Dead Reporter

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 10/25/11

    A Seven decade veteran newscaster's career is honored as the FactZone says goodbye to legend Brandon Armstrong. Cameo by Charlie Rose.
  • Fantasy Brainwall

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 10/18/11

    Tucker Hope tries out a new piece of technology, "Brainwall" and reveals a fantasy.
  • Missing Baby Kate

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 10/11/11

    Shelby Cross heads the crusade of searching every home in America to find missing baby Kate.

  • Asteroid Heads to Earth

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    S 2 : Ep 1 - 10/4/11

    An earth destroying asteroid is heading for Earth, and Onion News Network has the story. Today Now interviews a young shark attack victim.

  • American Dream

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 3/25/11

    The team takes an in-depth look at the loss of the American Dream. Other stories include: Joe Biden recruits a bevy of sexy females to be his bodyguards. Jeff Gordon sets up a charity to teach him to read. A cash-strapped NASA sends a probe to New Mexico.moreless
  • Real America

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 3/18/11

    Parodies of cable news includes: "real" Americans conversing with congressmen; an autistic reporter covers the funeral for a slain little girl; a report on Shaken Man-child Syndrome; in local news, teenage girls are warned about the handsome, mysterious new boy in town.

  • Stock Market Crash

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 3/11/11

    The crack team of fake journalist's stories this week, include: A man who has absolutely no interest in government or politics, is pursued by the GOP for the 2012 presidential elections. An investigative report on why comic sans is funnier than other fonts. ONN takes the revolutionary step of forming a panel of caged ordinary Americans; after some torture they willingly give their opinions. The FDA gives up in frustration over Americans dietary habits.moreless
  • The Real Obama

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 3/4/11

    In-depth journalistic spoofs, include: A shocked and horrified manufacturer of wand massagers, recalls their product atter discovering Americans are using the massager for other than it's intended purpose. It is discovered that after the Presidential election, Barak Obama was kidnapped, and has been held in captivity while an imposter has taken his place in the White House. A tragic high fructose corn syrup sill in Iowa causes wide spread devastation. U.S. dating standards are lowered, gaining dating access to a larger population.moreless
  • Cyber Attack

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 2/25/11

    Shocking news stories include: al Qaeda attacks and cripples the nation's Internet servers, by forwarding an email which contains a cute photograph of a piglet in red boots; it rapidly becomes viral. Players of Farmville become overtly distraught at losing the Internet. A undercover investigative report on whether waitress in restaurants are genuinely nice and charming, or manipulating their customers for larger tips. The first openly drunk politician, resigns from the Senate in order to dedicate himself to more drinking.moreless
  • The Trial of TR-425

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 2/18/11

    Hard-hitting fake news segments include: every miss-treated group in America are given casino permits. Right wing conservatives blast Obama for not loving his dog, Bo, enough. The nation's first openly drunk Senator outrages voters, for forgetting campaign promises. A predator drone commits suicide due to guilt for previous bombings of civilian targets.moreless
  • Fifth Anniversary

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 2/11/11

    A probing look into the social issue: should someone check on the crying woman at a train platform. A stay-at-home mom "alien" has 352 children. A school board decides to expel troubled teens, such as; math nerds and non-jocks from school before they can cause trouble. The disturbing trend of teenagers enriching uranium in order to make nuclear weapons. The wife of a Congressman who had an affair with a horse, uses her situation in order to promote her pillow business.moreless
  • Man-Horse Marriage

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 2/4/11

    This week the satiric news show's main focus is on a staunch anti-gay Congressman, who admits to having an affair with a horse. Other stories include: the Valentine tradition of stoning to death of the nations most disgustingly happy couple. Friends and family gather to show support for miners who are trapped in their jobs. Is President Obama the West African spider trickster god Anansi. And, a sarcastic reporter reports on the push to legalize medical marihuana.moreless
  • Snowlocaust

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 1/28/11

    This week's parodies include: Should government provide pornography during a porn outage. Congressmen forget how to pass a bill through Congress. People cut off their hands so they can purchase the latest craze from Apple: the iHand. The only gay man in a small town receives a pride parade by the local citizenry. A panel of talking-heads discuss the merits of female soldiers having male chaperones.moreless
  • Enter The FactZone

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 1/21/10

    A parody of cable news shows. "Stories" include: Kim Jong Il is to star in the new Batman movie in trade for giving up North Korea's nuclear program. Safety tips for stupid people during a snow storm. Dress code for sex-offenders. And, a judge's decision to try a 16 year old white girl, as a black male adult.moreless