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  • Devoted Abuser Stops by Girlfriend's Office to Deliver Surprise Threat

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    S 3 : Ep 498 - 2/14/13

    Claiming that he just wanted to do something malicious to her, committed abuser Matthew Strachan, 29, surprised his girlfriend at her office Thursday with an unexpected threat, workplace sources confirmed.
  • New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users to Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils

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    S 3 : Ep 498 - 2/12/13

    Hailing the product as a revolution in smelling technology, Sony released its sleek new line of nose buds Monday, which will allow consumers to blast a variety of scents directly into their nostrils whenever and wherever they please.moreless
  • Retiring Pope Half-Heartedly Suggests Grabbing Lunch Sometime With God

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    S 3 : Ep 409 - 3/1/13

    A report finds Chinese third-graders are falling behind U.S. high school students in math and science, a nostalgic warden has seen 3 generations of a family come through prison, and a battle of wits with an unwieldly burrito nears its thrilling endgame. Imoreless
  • Jessica Simpson Goes On Nationwide Book Tour to Promote the Novel She Read

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    S 3 : Ep 238 - 3/25/13

    The pregnant starlet has finished reading her long-awaited first book and is currently traveling the country to promote the John Grisham thriller to her fans.
  • Transportation Secretary LaHood Hoarding Traffic Cones, Stop Signs in Advance of Looming Sequester

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    S 3 : Ep 227 - 2/28/13

    Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood is being proactive in the face of his department's potential budget cuts by scouring the country for road signs, traffic lights, and other unattended resources before Friday's sequester hits.moreless
  • The State of the Union Is Strong, Says Man Burdened With Protecting Us from the Truth

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    S 3 : Ep 218 - 2/12/13

    Though presiding over a country hampered by war, an economic recession, dramatic cultural upheaval, and a partisan divide at the highest levels of government, the man responsible for shielding American citizens from reality declared tonight in his annualmoreless
  • Obama up Early Cooking Breakfast in One of Michelle's Extra Long T-Shirts

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    S 2 : Ep 505 - 8/10/12

    "A local dog is wolfing down kibble as if the United States isn’t in a goddamn economic crisis, Mitt Romney gets stick in an endless loop of uncomfortable chuckling, and a woman was oddly not leered at or harassed at any point in her day. It\'s the week ofmoreless
  • F***ing Oasis to Probably Be Worked Into Olympics Opening Ceremony

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    S 2 : Ep 503 - 7/27/12

    "Chick-fil-A debuts its new homophobic sandwich, the \'Queer-Hatin\' Cordon Bleu,\' a horrible couple really wants their wedding to reflect their personalities, and Uncle Ben\'s plans to compete against Apple with a brand new smart phone. It\'s the week of Julymoreless
  • Martin Luther King Bust First Thing to Go, Romney Advisor Quietly Thinking

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    S 2 : Ep 502 - 7/20/12

    "A new study finds that Americans need six hours of sleep at work, scientists say the U.S. may have discovered a previously unknown level of not caring about Syria, and a fan prefers Tarantino\'s early work when he was shelving movies all day at a video stomoreless
  • Captain Actual America Overweight, Hopelessly in Debt

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    S 2 : Ep 501 - 7/13/12

    "Comic Con is once again marred by the increasingly popular Bully-Con, a weird glitch causes \'The Amazing Spider-Man\' to reboot in the middle of the movie, and the \'Richie Rich\' comic strip introduces a new, even gayer character. It\'s the week of July 9th,moreless
  • Romney Wears Anti-Bacterial Yellow Gloves While Greeting Rust Belt Americans

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    S 2 : Ep 408 -

    Americans enjoy three months of carefree vegging out before the responsibilities of fall programming resume, Herman Cain endorses who gives a fuck, and a pilot loses contact with '97.5 The River.' It's the week of June 18th, 2012.moreless
  • High Unemployment Rate Linked to One Man With 42,000 Jobs

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    S 2 : Ep 402 -

    A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one.
  • It Easy to Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton

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    S 2 : Ep 401 -

    An anxiety-ridden man is rightly ashamed of every single thing that he does, half a sleeve of Oreos is lost in a house fire, and a local man has had more than enough beach. It's the week of April 30th, 2012.moreless
  • Sale of BET to White Supremacist Group Results in No Changes to Programming

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    S 2 : Ep 305 -

    An alien world agrees to help Syria since this world refuses to, the sale of BET to a white supremacist group results in no changes to programming, and a little turtle gorges an entire raspberry. It's the week of March 12th, 2012.moreless
  • World's Youngest Person Born

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    S 2 : Ep 303 - 3/2/12

    Meth addicts demand the government address the nation's growing spider menace, K-Y introduces a new line of jam, and Prince Fielder reports to spring training exactly the right amount overweight. It's the week of February 27th, 2012moreless
  • Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance

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    S 2 : Ep 303 -

    In this week's GOOMF, Doc and Kenny pick their own poison, downing lethal doses of Dale Jr.'s new losing streak, the Heat's Chalmers-based offense, and Nike's tracksuit that streamlines the penis.
  • Poll Reveals GOP Nomination Now Two-Way Race Between Mitt Romney, Total Voter Apathy

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    S 2 : Ep 230 - 2/3/12

    The FDA urges Americans to check out a really weird-looking potato, a suitcase looks forward all year to the carousel ride, and Syria is running dangerously low on citizens to oppress. It's the week of January 30th, 2012.moreless
  • Football Fans Excited to Watch Patriots or Giants Lose Super Bowl

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    S 2 : Ep 214 - 1/26/12

    Reggie tries not to agree with Doc as they discuss the soon-to-be Super Bowl losers, who the hell Marco Scutaro is, and Tom Coughlins impending death at the hands of Bill Belichick.
  • Brooke Alvarez Has All the Answers, Even About Particle Physics

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    S 2 : Ep 213 - 12/8/11

    One fan tries to stump Brooke with a tough question about the giant hadron collider, but Brooke isn't ruffled in the slightest. As a top-notch news personality, it's her job to know virtually everything about everything.moreless
  • Brooke Alvarez Explains Why There Are So Many People in Prison

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    S 2 : Ep 212 - 11/30/11

    The U.S. puts more people into prison than any other country and Brooke Alvarez gives us two possible explanations for why this is the case.
  • 2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton in Royal Tradition

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    S 2 : Ep 210 - 1/9/12

    In a major 2011 story, Queen Elizabeth claimed her sovereign right to deflower Kate Middleton immediately following the royal wedding.
  • Tim Tebow Becomes First Christian to Play in NFL: Sports Year in Review

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    S 2 : Ep 207 - 12/15/11

    Kenny and Doc look down the barrel of a gun as they discuss the top stories of 2011, including Tim Tebow, LeBron James, and that unspeakable college football thing.
  • Glenn Beck Appears in Revealing Documentary About Brooke Alvarez's Childhood As Russian Cosmonaut

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    S 2 : Ep 205 - 10/31/11

    Brooke Alvarez's icy demeanor is finally explained in a new documentary on public television detailing her dark childhood as a Russian girl cosmonaut locked in a space capsule with a vicious chimpanzee named Mr. Dmitry.moreless
  • Reporter Goes Undercover in Chinatown by Wearing Silk Robe

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    S 2 : Ep 205 -

    Investigative reporter Gavin Fisher investigates the world of Chinese counterfeit goods by donning a long robe and a black wig.
  • In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal to Get Kicked in Balls

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    S 2 : Ep 204 -

    President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing.
  • Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez Prepare for Jets-Pats Matchup by Having Sex With Each Other

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    S 2 : Ep 203 - 11/10/11

    Kenny yells incoherently at guest host Reggie Greengrass about Eli's temporary status as an elite quarterback and the saddest referee in the NFL.
  • GOP Race Heats up As Candidate in Coma More Appealing Than Rest of Field

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    S 2 : Ep 203 - 10/18/11

    Voters seem to be responding to former congressman, John Clarkson's record of avoiding Washington infighting, political scandal, and embarrassing gaffes by being in a coma for the last eight years.
  • Could the Use of Flying Death Robots Be Hurting America's Reputation Worldwide?

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    S 2 : Ep 202 -

    The First Responders debate the U.S. military's use of drone planes to rain fiery death upon Afghanistan from above.
  • Boy Loses Leg in Totally Awesome Shark Attack

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    S 2 : Ep 201 - 10/4/11

    On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy talk to an 11-year-old who had his leg gnawed off by a cool-as-hell shark.
  • Brooke Alvarez Can Speak News in Any Language

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    S 2 : Ep 109 - 11/7/11

    One fan writes to Brooke in German, but that doesn't stump America's greatest newswoman, who's made it her business to know every language on the planet.
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