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The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 5

Beauty and the Bert

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AIRED: 12/17/02

Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used. Sharon worries after hearing some stories about Bert (particularly the vulgar nickname he has within his band), while Jack thinks that Bert is weird because he professed his love to Kelly after only a few weeks of dating. Kelly warns that she will run off to Vegas and marry before the end of the year. Sharon actually encourages this, saying that she needs some excitement. Sharon worries about the situation, but Ozzy encourages her to relax and just focus on living one day at a time. Sharon wants Bert to stay at the house (and sleep in Jack's room) when his band comes to town. Kelly refuses to bring him over to meet the family because she fears they will threaten or embarrass him. She finally tries to sneak him into the house, but Sharon catches them. She asks Bert about his nickname, leaving Kelly mortified. Meanwhile, Ozzy has more problems with the television set, which winds up stuck on a cooking channel (or the Bread Baking Channel, as he calls it). He develops a strange fascination for the series Two Fat Ladies.moreless

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Ozzy Osbourne	Himself
Sharon Osbourne	Herself
Kelly Osbourne	Herself
Jack Osbourne	Himself

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Bert McCracken	Himself	Guest Star
Robert Marcato	Himself	Recurring Role
Melinda Varga	Herself - Nanny	Recurring Role

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- Jack: Kelly is her mother's daughter. She likes guys in bands.
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- Sharon: Kelly likes young, smelly boys. But as a mother, I think she needs an older, wiser man.
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- Sharon: Okay, where did this cauliflower d*** come from?
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- Ozzy: God, beam me up. Kill me now. This f***ing mad house is driving me f***ing crazy!
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- Kelly: (to Jack) I'm going to shove a banana up your ass. Bend over, bitch.
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- There were 72 bleeped vulgarities in this episode.
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