Ozzy: (on tattoos) To be unique, don't get a tattoo. Because everybody else has got tattoos! But Kelly's tattoo isn't that bad. I thought she was going to show me a large fucking eagle tattoo on her arse
Ozzy: How the fuck do you feed a tree? What, you put a ham sandwich on the tree or something?
Ozzy: (attempting to promote a radio station) Hey, this is Ozzy Osbourne, and you're listening to Jersey's own rock radio...no, wait..Hey, this is Ozzy Osbourne, and you're listening to Joe's, no, wait...Hey, this is Ozzy Osbourne, and you're listening... oh, @#%$!.
(This occurs while a radio employee patiently sits beside him--mouthing the words to the promo, not being confident in Ozzy's ability to complete this.)
There were 36 bleeped vulgarities in this episode.
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