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The Osbournes Season 2 Episode 11

My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

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AIRED: 2/11/03

Sharon and Ozzy decide to renew their wedding vows at a hotel on New Year's Eve. Kelly is to serve as flower girl, with Jack and Robert as ushers. Kelly objects to the fact that the ceremony will be conducted by a rabbi; although Sharon's father is Jewish, Kelly insists that a person cannot be Jewish unless their mother is. Ozzy is not at all enthused about the ceremony. Kelly and Sarah are less than impressed with Jack's latest female "friend," particularly because she once dated Jack's best friend. Sharon catches the girl in bed with Jack, and later finds condoms in the room. She tries to encourage Jack to settle down and find a steady girlfriend, but he would rather juggle several girls because the idea of a relationship freaks him out. Ozzy and Jack have various body parts plucked, shaved and waxed before the wedding. Sharon recalls the couple's first wedding night, when Ozzy passed out drunk in the hallway. Ozzy insists that he will not drink this time. Sharon recites her own vows, leaving Ozzy clearly touched. The hotel hosts a celebrity-filled reception. Sharon is especially excited about the presence of Justin Timberlake. She asks him to marry Kelly. Ozzy gets completely plastered. History repeats itself, as Ozzy falls asleep on a couch and Sharon laments that she has again been cheated out of her wedding night.moreless

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Ozzy Osbourne	Himself
Sharon Osbourne	Herself
Kelly Osbourne	Herself
Jack Osbourne	Himself

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Justin Timberlake	Himself (uncredited)	Guest Star
The Village People	Themselves	Guest Star
Marilyn Manson	Himself	Guest Star
Robert Marcato	Himself	Recurring Role
Melinda Varga	Herself - Nanny	Recurring Role

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QUOTES (5)
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- Ozzy: F***ing wedding.
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- Sharon: Twice in my life, I think I'm gonna get schtupped, and he's out.
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- Rabbi: In Jewish tradition, wine is a symbol of joy.
  Ozzy: I knew it!
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- Ozzy: I'm not drinking.
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- Sharon: Excuse me, but my husband is circumcised.
  (Kelly covers her face in horror.)
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- There were 30 bleeped vulgarities in this episode.
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- Sharon's vows:
  
  "My darling Ozzy, for twenty years you've been my life partner. We have shared joys, sorrows, triumph and tragedy. And every day with you in my life is a blessing beyond my wildest dreams. Thank you for who you are, for all you have given me, and for all that we will share together every day for the rest of our lives. I love you more than any words and any vows and any poetry could ever capture. I am privileged to be your wife. And thank you for my babies."
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- The song Ozzy makes up about "no more pubic hairs" is sung to the tune of "No More Lonely Nights" by Paul McCartney, from the movie "Give My Regards to Broadstreet."
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- An instrumental version of Ozzy's song "Dreamer" plays as Sharon walks down the aisle.
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- The Village People perform "Macho Man" and "San Francisco (You Got Me)" at the reception/New Year's party.
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