The Osbournes

Season 1 Episode 1

There Goes the Neighborhood

Aired Tuesday 10:30 PM Mar 05, 2002 on MTV - Music Television
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There Goes the Neighborhood
Ozzy Osbourne moves into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with his wife/manager, Sharon; and their teenage children, Jack and Kelly. Ozzy grows increasingly frustrated by his inability to operate the family's new satellite television system. Kelly takes Jack to task for his habit of using his name to get into clubs. The two constantly argue, sometimes coming to blows. Ozzy reveals Kelly's tendency to have tempter tantrums, which he calls "wobblers." Sharon explains that Jack is a nice guy, but has trouble fitting in with his schoolmates. Sharon convinces a reluctant Ozzy to perform on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. He later watches the broadcast (with Mike, the security guard who watches over the house), and feels that he gave a good performance.moreless

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    • QUOTES (6)

      • Ozzy: Weather in Afghaistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the fuck am I doing? I'm stuck on the Weather Channel.

      • Kelly: (to Ozzy and Jack who are playing with a gun and bayonet) You're both so...violent...
        Ozzy and Jack: (together) Shadduuupp!

      • Melinda: Don't you want to see your dad?
        Jack: I'll see him tonight, it's The Tonight Show.
        Melinda: Oh really? I did not know.
        Jack: You are a blonde.
        Melinda: F*** off!
        Jack: Get a real job.

      • (Ozzy and Sharon kissing)
        Kelly: Ew, stop it!
        Ozzy: Why? We're married. I bet you do it when you're out!
        Kelly: No.
        Sharon: Oh, yes you do.
        (Ozzy and Sharon start kissing again.)
        Kelly: Ugh, please spare me!
        Ozzy: What's wrong with it?!
        Kelly: You're too old!
        Ozzy: That's very nice! You wait till you're old am I again, Sharon?

      • (Ozzy talking to Jack and Kelly about going out one night)
        Ozzy: Please don't get stoned or drunk tonight. Yeah, don't drink alcohol or do drugs.
        Kelly: No, I don't do that.
        Ozzy: And if you have sex use a condom.
        (Kelly looks disgusted.)

      • Ozzy: What should I do with my gun, Sharon? Under the bed?
        Sharon: Wherever you want to put it.
        Ozzy: I'll put it under the bed.
        (Runs off like an excited five year old.)

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