How good does Ozzy look in pink tights!
I thought the photo shoot looked like so much fun.
Only in America can you use someone else's credit card - no questions!
How luck was Kelly finding it in the car?
I have the same passion for shopping as Kelly and Sharon and could only imagine what my dad would do if I ever lost his credit card!
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Ozzy works with a personal trainer and attends rehearsals in preparation for an upcoming tour. He also records a series of silly videos that feature him in drag (including a spoof of the "Lady Marmalade" video) to be displayed on the giant screen during the shows. Sharon and Kelly upset Ozzy with their tendency to go on shopping sprees. They try to pull the wool over Ozzy's eyes, lying about what they have purchased and just how much they have spent. Kelly takes Ozzy's credit card without permission and manages to lose it. Sharon covers for her until she is able to find it in her truck. Sharon, Kelly and some of the dogs accompany Ozzy on the tour, while Jack stays home and tries to get his own record label started. Ozzy is appalled to discover some of the garish special effects to be used in conjunction with the shows, especially a bubble machine. He repeatedly complains about this to Sharon. Sharon tries to keep the tour itinerary hidden from Ozzy. He is mortified by the fact that he must perform for several consecutive days, as he fears he will lose his voice. He insists that he will not go along with this, but Sharon ultimately wins the argument.moreless
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Ozzy: (about Jack) He's contemplating his next...
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Sharon: (describing Ozzy's Santa garb over the phone) He looks kind of like he's been on heroin for ten years, and he'll be smoking a cigarette. Very skinny Santa.
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Kelly: (as Sharon drives her car) Just in case you were wondering, you're a s**t driver.
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Sharon: (while holding cross) The Virgin Mary speaks to me. She says, 'You must go to Tiffany. And along the way, stop at Cartier.'
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Woman: Keep rolling. Can we get the dildo in real fast?
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Ozzy: It's one on, one off, or I won't do it!
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Sharon: Ozzy, you've never done nine gigs in a row in your life.
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Ozzy: (about the lyrics of "Lady Marmalade") What the f***? Sounds like I'm ordering a drink at f***ing Starbucks.
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Sharon: Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum. (pause) Do I have a scrotum?
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Sharon: We're not the f***ing Partridge Family!
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"Just a Girl" by No Doubt plays during the montage of Ozzy in drag.
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MTV strikes again with this episode earning a 4.4 rating in households with 7 million viewers turning in.
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There were approximately 51 bleeped vulgarities in this episode.
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what happened to this show?
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song on season 1
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Song on Episode 2.17 "A Little Ditty 'Bout Jack and Brieann"
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Season 1 Episodes
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Dinner with Ozzy
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A Very Ozzy Christmas
Ep 8
No Vagrancy
Ep 7
Get Stuffed
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On the Road Again
Ep 6
Trouble in Paradise
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Break a Leg
Ep 5
Tour of Duty
Ep 4
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Ep 4
Live and Let Die
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For the Record
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Like Father, Like Daughter
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Bark at the Moon
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