The Penguins of Madagascar Season 1 Episode 19

Kowalski: Yes, the benefits to ones health and wellbeing are simply too...
Alice: Looks like the penguins are due for a visit to the dentist.
Kowalski: The dentist?! (screams and runs in the water)
Private: But we don't have teeth.

Doctor: Well, there you are my little friend. Now, please hold still-this won't hurt at all. (Skipper screams very loudly)

Skipper: I assume you'll grow a second head or something.
Private: I don't want a second head!
Skipper: Hurry then! The doc'll be here any second!
Private: Y'know Skipper, none of us think any less of you for being afraid.
Skipper: Well I do. The fear almost hurt a friend. Now get out of here, soldier.

Mason: Oh dear, Phil says that Private has already had one shot-the second one could make him quite ill, or worse.
(at the Animal Care building)
Alice: Doc, hey doc! I got your missing penguin!
Private: (sighs, and then notices Skipper) Skipper, what are you doing here?!

(Skipper does strange dance with two leaves)
Kowalski: You really don't wanna get that shot, do you?

Skipper: Solid plan, Kowalski! I dig it!
Private: Me too, but I DO have one question.
Skipper: Shoot, little Private.
Private: Didn't you get your shot, Skipper? (Skipper looks shifty)

Skipper: In less than 2 minutes, we leave this place...FOREVER!
Private: Forever?!
Kowalski: Forever?
Machine: (Rico presses button on it) Forever.

Kowalski: I expect him to drop through that hatch any moment and call us a bunch of whiney babies.
Skipper: Our entire operation has been compromised!
Kowalski: Compromised?
Private: Is this another drill?
Skipper: Negative.

Doctor: (Ready to give Skipper a shot) This won`t hurt at all.
(Skipper gets his shot, and screams very loudly)

Private: I don't mean to be cheeky, but why'd the doctor have to give a shot in the bum?
Kowalski: Our fleshed buttocks make ideal distribution points for injected medicines, unfortunately.

Skipper: This, uh, is all routine men, nothing to (Private screams in pain) nothing to fear here. Just routine visits, totally normal. Don't uh, don't uh, panic men!

Doctor: Okay, who's my first victim?
Skipper: That's a big needle!

Alice: Here ya go, doc. Four penguins ready for treatment.
Doctor: Why, thank you Alice.
Skipper: (to the other penguins) This is just a routine visit to the doctors.

Private: Um, Skipper, is this part of the drill?

Private: Sorry, Skipper.
Skipper: Don't be sorry, Private. Be alert!

Skipper: Gentlemen, if this had been an actual tennis ball machine uprise, we would've lost. Game, set, match!
Kowalski: This was a drill?
Skipper: Affirmative.

(siren goes off and the penguins wake up)
Private: What is it? I didn't touch it! I swear!
Machine: Evacuate! Evacuate!
Kowalski: We're under attack!

Skipper: Turn and cough, boys. Turn and cough.

Mason: Phil, I don't know how to break this to you.. there is no checkmate in Checkers.
Phil: (glares and does hand gesture)
Mason: (gasps) You groom your mother with those hands?!?