The Phil Silvers Show

CBS (ended 1959)




Episode Guide

    • The Transfer
      The Transfer
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      When the Colonel makes life difficult, Bilko decides to bluff and puts in for a transfer. But the Colonel calls his bluff and Bilko is on his way. At his new camp, life is too easy and Bilko hopes he can find a way to get back to Camp Baxter.
    • The Court Martial
      The Court Martial
      Season 1 - Episode 25
      When Zippo the ape is accidently inducted into the army the only way to get the army off the hook is to get Bilko as defense council and court martial the ape before anybody finds out.
    • Love That Guardhouse
      Love That Guardhouse
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      After winning 1500 dollars in Las Vegas, Ritzik is desperate to play poker with Bilko, so the Colonel locks him up in the guardhouse for his own protection.
    • Doberman the Crooner
      Doberman the Crooner
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      Bilko discovers that Doberman has a beautiful singing voice but only when he has a cold. So Bilko gets him to make a record, but by then the doctors have cured his cold and his real voice returns.
    • Bilko Goes To College
      Bilko Goes To College
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      When a local gangster insults the army, Bilko takes a bet of 1000:1 That the local College Schmill can beat Notre Dame in a football game. Nobody gives them a chance, but when Bilko gets to work on the press they start to believe that Schmill can win.
    • Bilko and the Beast
      Bilko and the Beast
      Season 1 - Episode 28
      When a new drill sergeant known as 'The Beast' takes over at Fort Baxter. Bilko and the platoon come up with a scheme to get rid of him.
    • The Hoodlum
      The Hoodlum
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      After several transfers a young tough guy is moved to the motor pool platoon and it is left to the Bilko to cut him down to size. Meanwhile Bilko is after the 'Soldier of the Month' competition. Little does he know that the tough guy will spring a surprise.
    • Bilko's Casino
      Bilko's Casino
      Season 4 - Episode 32
      Bilko discovers an old document saying that the Grove City USO is exempt from California's Gambling laws. So Bilko opens a gambling club, but the mob muscle in on him so Bilko reverts the club back to the USO
    • The Con Men
      The Con Men
      Season 1 - Episode 32
      When Doberman gets a $500 windfall from an insurance policy, he loses it in a poker game with three con men. Bilko gets it back by conning the con men, but then Doberman loses it again by being conned into buying the hotel from another con man.
    • Bilko's Perfect Day
      Bilko's Perfect Day
      Season 2 - Episode 33
      For once everything goes right for Bilko, from hot showers in the morning, to picking all the winners in a horse race, but by the time he realizes it the day is over.
    • Doberman's Sister
      Doberman's Sister
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      It's family day at Fort Baxter and all the platoon have invited their sister's. They all have date's except Doberman's so Bilko sets out to con Zimmerman into taking her out.
    • The Big Uranium Strike
      The Big Uranium Strike
      Season 1 - Episode 27
      Bilko suspects that there are large deposits of uranium underneath Fort Baxter but he has to get rid of the Colonel before he can start digging.
    • The Face On The Recruiting Poster
      The Face On The Recruiting Poster
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      Bilko hopes to get a handsome young recruit noticed by Hollywood. So he tries to get the soldier's face on the new army recruiting poster. But first he must pass a test on the Army. With Doberman coaching him a surprise is in store.
    • Army Memoirs
      Army Memoirs
      Season 1 - Episode 23
      When Sgt's Pendleton, Grover, and Sowici get Bilko busted to private, he gets his own back by pretending to write a book on his army life.
    • Bilko Goes South
      Bilko Goes South
      Season 2 - Episode 25
      During a cold spell the platoon think that they are entering a singing contest which will be held in Florida, but instead they take part in a dangerous medical experiment.
    • The Eating Contest
      The Eating Contest
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      In an eating contest between the platoons Bilko puts his money on a new member of the platoon nicknamed 'The Stomach' only to find that he can only eat when he is depressed.
    • The Big Man Hunt
      The Big Man Hunt
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      When two men (who have been employed by a soldier who is looking for the man who saved his life during the war ) come looking for Bilko, he comes to the wrong conclusion, why they want him, until he recognises the name of the soldier, but when the two of them finally meet, Bilko has changed so much, that the soldier fails to recognise him.moreless
    • Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary
      Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      When the Colonel's secretary gets posted, Bilko make sure that the right WAC is posted in, but this posting takes her away from her fiance, When she learns that Bilko was responsible she makes his and the platoon's life hell, until Bilko gets rid of her and brings in another secretary only to find that he is her boyfriend and the same thing happens all over again.moreless
    • The Colonel's Reunion
      The Colonel's Reunion
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      The Colonel goes all out in his fight against the gambling, so Bilko gets the Colonel to leave the camp to go to a class reunion, but just when he thinks he has a free hand to carry on the Colonel decides it would crazy to leave him at the camp, so Bilko has to drive the Colonel to the reunion.moreless
    • The Son Of Bilko
      The Son Of Bilko
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      A young practical joker joins the platoon and drives everybody crazy until Bilko finds a way to give give him a taste of his own medicine.
    • The Reunion
      The Reunion
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      When Bilko meets up with his old army buddies, he thinks that they are going to be so short of money, that he is going to have to help them out , but it turns out that they have all been very successful.
    • Bilko's Double Life
      Bilko's Double Life
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      When his money problems start to close in on him, Bilko departs for New York, but while there he is mistaken for a millionaire. Meanwhile the real millionaire is in Roseville sorting out Bilko's problems.
    • Bilko's Television Idea
      Bilko's Television Idea
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      When T.V. star Buddy Bickford come to Fort Baxter to research background for a new television show. Bilko tries to sell him a T.V. idea of his own.
    • Bilko's Cousin
      Bilko's Cousin
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      When the Colonel hears that another Bilko is about to arrive he hopes that he is no relation to Ernie because with two Bilko's at the camp life is going to be worse that ever but he turns out to be Ernie's cousin Swifty, but there is a surprise in store for everybody.moreless
    • Bilko Goes Around The World
      Bilko Goes Around The World
      Season 2 - Episode 26
      After watching Around the World in 80 Days, Bilko calls the producer Mike Todd and suggests that to publicize the film he offer a prize to the first person who can do it in 80 hours.
    • A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
      A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      Fed up with losing to Bilko all the time, Mess Sgt. Ritzik is leaving the Army. He has saved up $400 to open a snack bar. So Bilko devises a plan to repay all the money that he has won off Ritzik.
    • Bilko and the Chaplin
      Bilko and the Chaplin
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      The Chaplin and Bilko get back at a crooked real estate agent, who wants to close a boys home and open a parking lot.
    • The Bilko Boycott
      The Bilko Boycott
      Season 4 - Episode 35
      Tired of the way Bilko is fleecing the platoon, Cpl Henshaw sets up a gamblers anonymous organisation, so with his source of money drying up ,he starts on the WAC's
    • Bilko's Grand Hotel
      Bilko's Grand Hotel
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      Bilko opens a pizza stand,But it burns down with Paparelli and Zimmerman in charge. So he tries again with a cheap hotel but the same thing happens again.
    • Hollywood
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      Hollywood plans a film of the ' Battle of Kabuchi' and they hire Bilko as the technical adviser, but after a couple of days he has taken over the whole production, and the film people want shot of him.
    • The Recruiting Sergeant
      The Recruiting Sergeant
      Season 1 - Episode 30
      When Bilko gets a tip from a jockey, he persuades the Colonel to take him on a recruiting drive to Topeka. That way, he can get to a bookie to place a bet.
    • The Mess Hall Mess
      The Mess Hall Mess
      Season 2 - Episode 27
      Bilko has dinner at a French restaurant and finds an old recipe that will win a prize in a competition to find a brand new American recipe.
    • Mardi Gras
      Mardi Gras
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      When the platoon ask local socialite Miss Joy Landers to be their Mardi Gras queen she laughs and turns them down flat, so Bilko finds a way to change her mind.
    • Rock 'n' Roll Rookie
      Rock 'n' Roll Rookie
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      When singer Elvin Pelvin joins the platoon, Bilko sees a way to make money but he can't get him to sing.
    • The Blue Blood Of The Bilko's
      The Blue Blood Of The Bilko's
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      A sergeant from Fort Baxter is to be excluded from his son's wedding to an heiress. They only want officers to attend so Bilko decides to change their minds
    • Warrant Officer Paparelli
      Warrant Officer Paparelli
      Season 4 - Episode 25
      Bilko gets Paparelli promoted, but he turns into a monster, so Bilko has to think of a way to demote him.
    • Bilko's Small Car
      Bilko's Small Car
      Season 4 - Episode 30
      When the police seize the Colonel's sports car Bilko converts a jeep and takes an order for ten from a local motor dealer.
    • Bilko the Butler
      Bilko the Butler
      Season 4 - Episode 28
      While helping out as a waiter, Bilko overhears a stock tip so he phones Cpl Henshaw to invest their money, but before Henshaw can act the Stock falls and Bilko thinks that their money has been lost.
    • Bilko's Boy's Town
      Bilko's Boy's Town
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      When the army go on maneuvers the Colonel orders Bilko to stay in camp, so with Fort Baxter empty he uses the time to form a boy's camp.
    • The Revolutionary War
      The Revolutionary War
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      Bilko's aunt sends him a diary showing him that his Great Uncle Joshua was on the staff of George Washington. So Bilko applies to become an officer. But as he reads the diary, he discovers that Joshua was a traitor. So Bilko keeps quiet and withdraws his application.
    • It's For The Birds
      It's For The Birds
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      Bilko looks around for an expert to go on the 64,000 Dollar quiz show on TV. He ends up with Pvt. Honnegar who is an expert on wildlife. After surviving a loss of memory he wins the money but he has a surprise in store for Bilko.
    • The Investigation
      The Investigation
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      A Congressional committee visit Fort Baxter to investigate waste and high living. But Bilko has other ideas; he wants a pay rise instead.
    • Bilko's Ape Man
      Bilko's Ape Man
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      Bilko hopes to launch Pvt Forbes in a film career, by entering him in a Mister Universe contest
    • The Physical Check Up
      The Physical Check Up
      Season 1 - Episode 29
      When Bilko tries to get out of a 20-mile hike, the Colonel pre-empts him and allows him to miss the hike. Bilko is so shocked that he thinks the Colonel might be trying to get rid of him.
    • Bilko's Black Magic
      Bilko's Black Magic
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      When Pvt Mendleson who has been lost in the jungle for years receives $7000 in back pay he loses it to Grover and Ritzik in a poker game. Bilko uses their fear of black magic to get his money back.
    • The Boxer
      The Boxer
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      Bilko discovers that one of the platoon, Claude Dillingham, is a boxing champ. So Bilko enters him for the inter-platoon championship only to learn that Dillingham refuses to fight.
    • The Girl From Italy
      The Girl From Italy
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      Rocco's brother refuses to marry a girl brought over from Italy. So Bilko sets out to make him jealous in order to change his mind.
    • Empty Store
      Empty Store
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      Bilko is still broke and can't find a way back into the big poker game. When the three sergeants win again, by beating one of the new recruits, Bilko decides to get even by renting an empty store and getting the sergeants to invest in it.
    • The Big Scandal
      The Big Scandal
      Season 2 - Episode 32
      Bilko tries to hypnotize Ritzik, but it's Doberman who falls under the influence and he tells the Colonel's wife that he loves her
    • Bilko Gets Some Sleep
      Bilko Gets Some Sleep
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      Unable to sleep Bilko goes to the camp psychiatrist for advice. He is told to give up gambling and women.
    • Hillbilly Whiz
      Hillbilly Whiz
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      When the platoon lose again in a baseball game Bilko is desperate to find new players. Then a recruit from the south Hank Lumpkin turns up and Bilko can hardly believe his luck, as Lumpkin is a baseball star in the making. Bilko then contrives to have a New York Yankee's scout to 'accidentally' find Lumpkin so he can traded, but as a Southerner Lumpkin doesn't want to play for the Yankee'smoreless
    • Mink Incorporated
      Mink Incorporated
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      After Bilko loses 100 dollars of the platoons welfare fund on a horse, he tries to get the money back, by starting a mink farm, but the mink's refuse to breed.
    • Bilko Presents Kay Kendall
      Bilko Presents Kay Kendall
      Season 3 - Episode 17
    • Hair (a. k. a. Bilko's Hair)
      Hair (a. k. a. Bilko's Hair)
      Season 1 - Episode 31
      Bilko's head is constantly being used by his barber to find a cure for baldness. The other three sergeants know this. While Bilko is asleep, they decide to play a trick on him. But Bilko has the last laugh.
    • New Recruits
      New Recruits
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      During a poker game the other sergeants cheat and clean Bilko out of his bankroll so he has to look around for some more money. Just when it looks like he will miss out a new squad of rookies arrive for basic training. With a new source of cash the platoon think he can get back into the game but Bilko's conscience will not let him.moreless
    • The Twitch
      The Twitch
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      Colonel Hall tells Bilko to provide an audience for a lecture on music. He finds that nobody wants to come until they learn that the lecture will be given by a friend of the Colonel's wife and they can bet on the number of 'twitches' that she will give during the lecture.moreless
    • Bilko's War Against Culture
      Bilko's War Against Culture
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      When two special service officers come to educate the platoon, the men promise Bilko they will not attend the lectures until they see who attractive the ladies are.
    • Show Segments
      Show Segments
      Season 2 - Episode 35
    • Bilko vs Covington
      Bilko vs Covington
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      Bilko is getting beaten at his own game by a Sgt Covington, so he starts a rumour about a big money making opportunities in Japan, but the plan backfires when Covington learns the truth.
    • The Colonel's Promotion
      The Colonel's Promotion
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      When a promotion he expected doesn't happen Colonel hall goes to Washington and gets to play golf with Eisenhower.
    • Bilko's Tax Trouble
      Bilko's Tax Trouble
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      Through an error Bilko is called before the tax people to explain his earnings
    • Dinner at Sowici's
      Dinner at Sowici's
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      When Bilko thinks that Joan is trying to trap him into marriage, he takes her to dinner at Sgt Sowici's to see how bad marriage can be, but they are in for a surprise.
    • Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby
      Bilko promotes a show starring Bing Crosby, but when Bing suddenly fails to show up, Bilko has to find a lookalike as a replacement.
    • Bilko the Marriage Broker
      Bilko the Marriage Broker
      Season 2 - Episode 30
      When Lt Wallace gets transferred to become Bilko's platoon officer he works them hard all day. So they try and get him to fall for a new WAC officer Lt Rogers but he doesn't seem to be interested but unknown to Bilko the two officers are having a secret affair and no one is to find out.moreless
    • Bilko Joins the Navy
      Bilko Joins the Navy
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      When word of a big crap game for sailors only gets around Bilko Paparelli, and Zimmerman join the navy to take part but somehow they all end up at sea and have problems getting back ashore.
    • Sergeant Bilko Presents
      Sergeant Bilko Presents
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      Unable to raise the necessary funds to back Pt Hugo Lockman's play 'Sharecropper's Summer', Bilko persuades the army to run a playwriting competition.
    • The Colonel Breaks Par
      The Colonel Breaks Par
      Season 2 - Episode 34
      Bilko wants the Colonel away from the camp so he can operate without obstruction he decides to get the Colonel to enter a golf tournament in Palm Springs but the Colonel doesn't think he is good enough to play. So Bilko gets Sam Snead to act as a golf novice and for Bilko to give him some golf lessons while the Colonel is watching.moreless
    • The Singing Contest
      The Singing Contest
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      Bilko hears of a singing contest in Miami and to get away from the bitterly cold weather he enters the platoon but on hearing them sing he puts a bet on for them to lose. While he is putting on the bet a new platoon member is found to have a beautiful singing voice.moreless
    • Bilko Acres
      Bilko Acres
      Season 2 - Episode 31
      When Bilko thinks that the camp is being enlarged he buys swamp land next door hoping to make a killing only to find that the camp is being slimmed down. Trying to recoup his money he tries to sell it as building land but first he has to kill all the mosquitoes in the swamp and he gives the job to Doberman with unfortunate repercussionsmoreless
    • The Horse
      The Horse
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Bilko loses the platoon welfare money on a horse only to find out that it is suffering from a minor leg injury. With the last of the platoon's money he buys the horse and has to keep it on the post until it is fit to run. Then a visiting general comes on a surprise visit.moreless
    • The WAC
      The WAC
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      A job comes up for a sergeant that has a jeep allocated Bilko applies for it only to find that he is beaten by a Sgt. Joan Hogan.
    • Viva Bilko
      Viva Bilko
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      Bilko and three of the platoon are on holiday in Mexico, when they are robbed of their clothes by Mexican bandits, who use the clothes as a disguise to rob a bank. Later when Bilko gets their clothes back, they are arrested, until he can explain what happened.
    • Platoon in the Movies
      Platoon in the Movies
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      The platoon is chosen to make a film about the correct use of the spark plug.
    • The Rest Cure
      The Rest Cure
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      During a heat wave, Bilko discovers that the army has a rest center in the Rockies. The trick is trying to persuade the doctors and the Colonel to let him go there.
    • Lieutenant Bilko
      Lieutenant Bilko
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      Bilko decides to leave the army until he learns that during the war he was promoted to Lt . and due to a foul up he is still a Lt, and he is owed over $14,000 in back pay.
    • The Secret Life Of Sergeant Bilko
      The Secret Life Of Sergeant Bilko
      Season 2 - Episode 28
      An investigative reporter tries to find evidence that American soldiers are giving away defense secrets. Bilko gets to hear and helps the reporter out
    • Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage
      Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      When Sgt Ritzik plays one too many poker games with Bilko, his wife leaves him, so Ernie has to find a way of bringing them back together.
    • Bilko's Formula Seven
      Bilko's Formula Seven
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      When applejack is accidentally mixed with crankcase oil, Bilko finds that they have discovered a formula for anti wrinkle, which Bilko tries to sell to the cosmetic firms.
    • Bilko F.O.B. Detroit
      Bilko F.O.B. Detroit
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      Bilko and the platoon go to Detroit to get the new trucks, the Colonel orders him back in two days, but he has other plans to stay on.
    • Bivouac
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      When maneuvers come round again the Colonel is interested in which illness Bilko has in order to miss out on the joys of marching through the countryside. In order to make him go the colonel uses reverse psychology.
    • Bilko Goes To Monty Carlo
      Bilko Goes To Monty Carlo
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      Bilko comes up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette, so all the camp come up with a bankroll and send him off Monte Carlo to try it out.
    • The Colonel's Second Honeymoon
      The Colonel's Second Honeymoon
      Season 4 - Episode 33
      With the Colonel away on a second honeymoon, Bilko and Zimmerman who has won a prize in a competition find that they are staying at the same hotel
    • Bilko The Genius
      Bilko The Genius
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      In a mix up over test results, Bilko is told that he has a genius rating and he goes on a course with other test winners. They try and come up with a foolproof method of predicting the result of any horse race.
    • Bilko At Bay
      Bilko At Bay
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      Trying to get to New York, and to save money Bilko and the corporals arrange to stop off at the homes of members of the platoon for free meals.
    • Doberman: Missing Heir
      Doberman: Missing Heir
      Season 4 - Episode 31
      Lord and Lady Rockford think they have discovered Doberman as their long lost son and heir, then they find it is all a mistake.
    • Bilko Talks in His Sleep
      Bilko Talks in His Sleep
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      Sgt's Grover,and Ritzik overhear Bilko talking in his sleep and he gives away all his betting secrets. Bilko soon realises what is happening and gets his own back.
    • Bilko Enters Politics
      Bilko Enters Politics
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      When the plan for a new serviceman's center is turned down by the mayor Bilko gets Doberman to run for Mayor. When it looks like Doberman will win, the campaign manager makes a deal with Bilko to build the center if Doberman will drop out
    • Bilko's Allergy
      Bilko's Allergy
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards which prevents him taking part in poker games.
    • War Games
      War Games
      Season 1 - Episode 33
      Bilko is asked to be best man at a friend's wedding. But it conflicts with a war game battle between the army and the national guard.
    • Bilko's Engagement
      Bilko's Engagement
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      After a mix up at the jewelers Bilko finds that Joan has been given an engagement ring and she thinks that they are to married. Bilko has to think fast of a way out.
    • Furlough in New York
      Furlough in New York
      Season 1 - Episode 26
      Bilko and Joan Hogan go separately to New York and keep missing each other but when they meet up again at Fort Baxter they find that they have somehow ended up with each others dog tags.
    • The Centennial
      The Centennial
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      Bilko organizes a pageant to celebrate 100 years of Camp Baxter but after some investigation finds that it does not show the camp in a very good light.
    • Bilko's Hollywood Romance
      Bilko's Hollywood Romance
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      A film star's agent decides that a romance with a soldier would be a good public relations exercise. Bilko gets chosen but in next to no time he becomes to powerful.
    • Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan
      When TV host Ed Sullivan tries to put on ‘A Salute to the Army' show, the talent scout leaves Bilko out to start with, but when the producer decides to use a jeep in the finale, they turn Bilko to organise things, but he tries to change the show to suit himself.moreless
    • Bilko on Wall Street
      Bilko on Wall Street
      Season 1 - Episode 34
      Thinking his friend is a big man on Wall Street, Bilko goes to stay with him. But when he discovers that his friend is just a clerk, Bilko sets out to get him a better job.
    • Bilko's Merry Widow
      Bilko's Merry Widow
      Season 3 - Episode 1
    • Where There's A Will
      Where There's A Will
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      A member of the platoon is cheated out of his share in his uncles will. The only thing he gets is a parrot so Bilko starts a rumor that the parrot holds the clue to a hidden treasure map.
    • AWOL
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      Pvt. Steve Nagy goes AWOL so Bilko has to go and fetch him back only to find himself caught up in the middle of a family feud.
    • Bilko's Credit Card
      Bilko's Credit Card
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      Bilko signs up the camp to his credit card scheme, the men like the idea, but when it comes time to settle their bills, the camp leave on manoeuvres.
    • Bilko's Sharpshooter
      Bilko's Sharpshooter
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      Bilko discovers a WAC sharpshooter and starts to promote her as a new Annie Oakley, until she falls for another contestant in a competition.
    • Bilko and the Medium
      Bilko and the Medium
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      Hearing that Ritzik's have won $500 ,Bilko tries to borrow the money to open a pool hall.
    • Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters
    • The Phil Silvers Pontiac Special: Keep in Step
    • Bilko's School Days
      Bilko's School Days
      Season 3 - Episode 35
      Bilko learns that a new training camp is to be opened at Fort Baxter, Just when it looks like a new source of cash has presented itself, he finds that it is for M.P.'s not trainees.
    • His Highness Doberman
      His Highness Doberman
      Season 2 - Episode 36
      Doberman is dating the daughter of a Roseville millionaire, but when her parents find out that he is just another soldier they refuse permission for them to marry.
    • Bilko and the Flying saucers
      Bilko and the Flying saucers
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      In order to go Washington for a date with a young singer, Bilko has to report to the Colonel that he has seen a U.F.O. and has to go to Washington to be debriefed.
    • Gold Fever
      Gold Fever
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      Bilko finds an old map of a secret gold mine near Grove City and investigates the site.
    • Bilko's Pigeons
      Bilko's Pigeons
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      When an order banning the use of pigeons comes through from Washington, Bilko's source of income dries up.
    • Guinea Pig Bilko
      Guinea Pig Bilko
      Season 4 - Episode 27
      Bilko takes a tranquilliser and loses his love for gambling, but the Colonel can't stand the change and tries to shock him out of it.
    • Bilko's Vacation
      Bilko's Vacation
      Season 3 - Episode 32
      When he wants a free holiday at Dimmeldorf lodge, Bilko convinces the platoon, and the Colonel to go as well. But after they realise what has happened, the Colonel gets his own back.
    • Bilko's Godson
      Bilko's Godson
      Season 4 - Episode 26
      When he is named as the godfather to the son of a G.I. friend, Bilko tries to get the boy enrolled at Stanford University.
    • Bilko's Deluxe Tour
      Bilko's Deluxe Tour
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      When they have problems getting to town, Bilko goes into the transportation business, by joining the PTA and getting hold of one of their buses.
    • Bilko Retires From Gambling
      Bilko Retires From Gambling
      Season 3 - Episode 31
      Colonel hall hires a professional card player, to beat Bilko at cards. He is so upset at losing that he gives up gambling
    • Bilko Buys A Club
      Bilko Buys A Club
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      When Bilko learns that a new member of the platoon is a merchant banker, he tries to get him to invest in a club that Bilko wants to set up.but he asks the wrong man of advice.
    • Bilko's Valentine
      Bilko's Valentine
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      When Bilko forgets valentines day, Joan Hogan leaves the army, When Bilko realises what he has done, he follows her and tries to get her to reenlist
    • Joan's Big Romance
      Joan's Big Romance
      Season 3 - Episode 36
      Joan Hogan is fed up waiting for Bilko, so she takes off for Chicago, and meets up with a wealthy playboy on the train. When her picture appears in the paper, she sees a way of making Bilko jealous.
    • Papa Bilko
      Papa Bilko
      Season 3 - Episode 37
      During the war Bilko befriends a French family. Years later, the daughter of the family calls to see ‘ Papa Bilko ‘ as she calls him. Meanwhile the platoon's lady killer Pearly trying to find dates for the platoon falls for her.
    • Bilko's Honeymoon
      Bilko's Honeymoon
      Season 3 - Episode 27
      When Paparelli wins a competition for a holiday to Florida, he is overjoyed, until he learns that it is for newlyweds, then Bilko has an idea.
    • Bilko the Male Model
      Bilko the Male Model
      Season 3 - Episode 25
      When Bilko is caught in a photograph taken in a night club when he should be elsewhere, an advertising agency spots his potential and tries to sign him as a male model.
    • Radio Station B.I.L.K.O.
      Radio Station B.I.L.K.O.
      Season 2 - Episode 29
      When the local radio station is to close down Bilko sees a good way to make money using army equipment
    • Ritzik Goes Civilian
      Ritzik Goes Civilian
      Season 4 - Episode 29
      Sgt Ritzik leaves the army, and sets up in roadside diner.But in no time he discovers that he has been swindled and calls for Bilko to help get his money back.
    • Bilko's Prize Poodle
      Bilko's Prize Poodle
      Season 3 - Episode 34
      Doberman gets attached to a poodle, and Bilko sees a chance of winning $10,000 in a dog show.
    • The Rich Kid
      The Rich Kid
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      Bilko gets an idea to buy the local bar and grill, but he is stumped for cash, until he learns that one of the platoon's new recruits, is heir to a steel fortune. So they play up to him in order to get him to invest in their scheme, but Bilko's conscience wins out in the end.moreless
    • Weekend Colonel
      Weekend Colonel
      Season 4 - Episode 36
      CCTV set up by the Colonel cleans up the gambling, so Bilko finds a double of the Colonel who then orders the removal of the camera's.
    • Audition Show
    • Bilko's Secret Mission
      Bilko's Secret Mission
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      When Ritzik is accidentally given a dose of electricity it makes him magnetic. He doesn't realise it, but it helps him control the ball in a roulette wheel. He thinks he has come up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette.
    • The Song Of The Motor Pool
      The Song Of The Motor Pool
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      Bilko looks for a song that the motor pool can adopt. He hears Paparelli singing one in the shower, but it turns out that someone thought of it first.
    • Cherokee Ernie
      Cherokee Ernie
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      Bilko goes on leave with Cpl Charlie Whiteagle, a Cherokee Indian, to Tulsa for a poker game, but he gets caught up in a legal fight when a document is found stating that the Indians still own most of Oklahoma.
    • Bilko's Giveaway
      Bilko's Giveaway
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      In Hollywood with no money, Bilko teams up with a child genius to win big prizes on a TV game show. but no cash.
    • Bilko and the Crosby's
      Bilko and the Crosby's
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      Bilko dreams of what life would be like if he and not Bing were the father of the Crosby Sons.
    • Miss America
      Miss America
      Season 1 - Episode 24
      When Bilko asks for pictures of the platoons girlfriends Pvt Honnagar shows them a photo of a beautiful girl taken years ago. they think it is his girl but they have a surprise in store
    • Bilko The Art Lover
      Bilko The Art Lover
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      In New York, Bilko stays with an old buddy who is a prospective artist, but he falls out with his father, until the father realises how good his son is.
    • Bilko the Potato Sack King
      Bilko the Potato Sack King
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      When offered a $20,000 wage Bilko leaves the army for a firm making potato sacks, but it is not long before he is back in the army.
    • Bilko's TV Pilot
      Bilko's TV Pilot
      Season 3 - Episode 30
      A cowboy joins the platoon, and Bilko gets the idea of building a TV show around him
    • Cyrano De Bilko
      Cyrano De Bilko
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      Bilko helps out one the platoon when he is to shy to ask for a date with a local girl called Natalie. But complications arise when it turns out that there are two girls called Natalie.
    • Bilko's Vampire
      Bilko's Vampire
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      When Ritzik starts watching horror films instead of playing poker, Bilko tries to scare him off
    • Kids in the Trailer
      Kids in the Trailer
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      While babysitting for a member of the platoon, Bilko panics when he finds that he can't change the baby's diaper.
    • Operation Love
      Operation Love
      Season 3 - Episode 29
      Fort Baxter's WAC's are fed up with their boyfriends gambling with Bilko, instead of taking them out, so they get themselves transferred.
    • Bilko's Chinese Restaurant
      Bilko's Chinese Restaurant
      Season 3 - Episode 28
      When they learn that one of the new recruit's father started a chain of Chinese restaurants with very little money he decides to get in on the food business.
    • Bilko's Insurance Company
      Bilko's Insurance Company
      Season 3 - Episode 33
      A car accident near the camp gives Bilko the idea of starting an insurance company.
    • Bilko's Bopster
      Bilko's Bopster
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      When jazz drummer Skinny Sanders joins the platoon, Bilko dreams of forming a band and touring Europe.
    • The Colonel's Inheritance
      The Colonel's Inheritance
      Season 3 - Episode 26
      When the Colonel is left $5000 Bilko gets hold of it and invests it on the stock market. When he gets wiped out, he is desperate to replace the money before the Colonel hears about it
    • Bilko in Outer Space
      Bilko in Outer Space
      Season 4 - Episode 34
      Sgt's Ritzik and Grover win $600 but are terrified of losing it to Bilko, so they hide out in a space capsule mock up, but Bilko finds them
    • Bilko's Big Woman Hunt
      Bilko's Big Woman Hunt
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      Cpl Henshaw falls in love and ruins Bilko's business,so when the same thing happens to Bilko, when he gets trapped in a lift with a girl, she then disappears and he has to go to the police in order to find her.
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