This calypso is for Buttercup after she learned a painful lesson in "Moral Decay". It's to the tune of "Benjamin Calypso" from "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat".
Oh no, not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her, take me!
Buttercup is straighter than the tall palm tree!
I hear the steel drums sing their song!
They're singing man you know you got it wrong!
I hear the voice of the yellow bird
Singing from the trees this is quite absurd!
Oh, yes, it's true!
Buttercup is straighter than the big bamboo!
No ifs, no buts!
Buttercup is honest as coconuts!
Sure as the tide wash the golden sand
Buttercup is an innocent woman!
Sure as bananas need the sun
They (Blossom and Bubbles) are the criminal guilty ones!
Oh no, not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her, take me!
Buttercup is straighter than the tall palm tree!
La la la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la!
Oh no, not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her, take me!
Buttercup is straighter than the tall palm tree!
Sure as the tide wash the golden sand
Buttercup is an innocent woman!
Sure as bananas need the sun
They (Blossom and Bubbles) are the criminal guilty ones!
Oh no, not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her, take me!
Buttercup is straighter than the tall palm tree!
La la la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la la!
La la la la la la la!
Oh no, not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her, take me!
Buttercup is straighter than the tall palm tree!
Well, what do you think?
