Narrator: Wait. What's this? Oh, no! A dark, sinister shadow falls over Townsville, blocking out the sun! What doom looms over this peaceful city? What evil lurks in the sky above? What horrible, vile, heartless force descends upon us? What does it want? Why does it torture us so? What has Townsville done to deserve this relentless barrage of doom and destruction? Have we somehow angered a higher power? Are we to be forever cursed? Are we just a cosmic joke? What do you want from us? We can't take it anymore! Who are you? Why are you? What are you?! (Starts crying) Oh, I'm so scared! Hold me! Hold me, oh, please! Wait a minute. It's rain. Oops.