Mr. Lyle: Hey, its just as strange as it is for me as it is for you that our father is marrying Brigitte. Hell, I slept with her myself.
Mr. Lyle: (talking to Miss Parker as he enters with Brigitte) Think of me as the United Nations holding peace talks to avoid a full-scale war.
Rachel: Ten days ago I was planning PTA meetings and making cookies for a bake sale, now I'm sitting here waiting for someone to tell me who I'm supposed to kill.
Rachel: Have you ever felt completely alone, like you're in a dark room and can't find a door?
Jarod: My whole life.
Lady at bus station: Where did you learn to play cards?
Jarod: I read this book. (Holds up the book "How To Win At Poker") It's really good.
Tom: Do you have any passions Miss Parker?