When Lisa enters the Blue Spruce Cafe, she is wearing her normal clothes. But when she leaves, she is in her basketball outfit.
Narrator: The sun has risen on another day in the Evergreen Forest. And while some folks have to struggle to get out of bed, Cyril Sneer has no such problem. He never went to bed!
Lisa: You know Bert, there are others who could enter this race, and they might be just as good as you.
Bert: Ha! Bring on the competition! I'm in tip-top shape! Plenty of exercise, a well-balanced diet!
Ralph: Bert, would peanut butter sandwiches be part of a "well-balanced diet"?
Bert: Well, uh... sure, Ralph!
Ralph: Good. Then after I scrape this one out of (the printing press), you can eat it!
Lisa: Why are you quitting?
Lisa: What kind of answer is that? Are you quitting because you might lose to me?
Bert: Of course not! I just don't feel like racing right now!
Lisa: Bert Raccoon, you're acting like a child!
Cyril: This is one million dollars we're talking about!
Cedric: No, it's you we're talking about! 'Cause if you don't slow down...well, all the money in the world won't buy me another pop.
Year First Aired: 1991
Writer(s): Darson Hall
Song: Hold Back Tomorrow
Stuart Stone - Bentley