Grampa: Why, back in West Virginy, when a woman married a McCoy, she didn't become no hired hand. She become one of the family...to share and enjoy the family life, like...plowin' the fields and sloppin' the hogs and pitchin' hay and shoein' the horses. We give her the love and respect she deserves!
Luke: Yeah, I know. Aunt Emma got so exhausted from all that love and respect...she died when she was forty!