Red: As far as I'm concerned, Possum Lodge has turned into Orwell's ' 1984 ', marked down to $9.95.
Red: I just run the lodge. I have no idea how it works!
Noel: I know a hundred and fifty ways to kill a man with a tuning fork!
Red: Idiots with equipment is something you see a lot of up here at the lodge. (stares at Harold)
Harold: (talking about Noel) Our head of security is quite a case. He's so short that he's a briefcase.