Possum Lodge Word Game:
Prize: A coupon for a bucket of chicken from the Port Asbestos High Volume Chicken Ranch (where chickens don't cross the road because we breed them not to have any bones)
Player: Mike Hamar
Red: But, you know, no matter how clever an idea is, things can go wrong.
Harold: Time for the debriefing.
Red: Why don't we start with yours?
Harold: Well, I see you're back from the front. Actually, I can almost see your front from the back.
Winston: If you're watching what you eat while you're sitting at the kitchen table, that's fine. But if you're watching what you ate while you're looking out the backyard window, call me.
Announcer: Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.
Ed: We use this for catching the cleverest animal known to man - the raccoon.
Harold: That's a cat.
Ed: It looks like a cat. Like I said, raccoons are clever.