The Red Green Show

Season 7 Episode 7

The Movie

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Unknown on CBC
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Disgusted by a movie he sees at the local theater, Red endeavours to make his own movie.

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    • TRIVIA (1)

      • Possum Lodge Word Game:

        Prize: A pair of brass handles and the coffin of your choice from Dempsey's Funeral Home (motto - good grief!)
        Player: Edgar Montrose
        Word: Unsafe

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Red: (on using a hot water heater to brew man-sized espresso) The hot water heater is built to take lots of water and lots of pressure, sort of like the Lodge on nickel beer night.

      • Red: (trying to get Edgar to say the Word Game word) Let's say nut-bars and lunatics get a hold of dynamite. Then that would be...
        Edgar: Texas.
        Red: Alright, try this one. You're juggling bottles of nitro, your clothes are covered in gas, then it's...
        Edgar: Oh, the weekend!

      • Red: (singing) Hey, kids, can you turn the music up?/Can you play that song a bit louder?/Can you pump up the bass and the treble/And increase the output power?/Hey, kids, can you turn up the boombox?/Can you find louder music to play?/'Cause I've done just a really stupid thing/And I'd rather not hear what my wife has to say.

      • Red: Well, things are really starting to come together for my movie. No blood and gore, no special effects, no obscene language, and no nudity.
        Harold: Well...
        (audiences voices disappointment)
        Harold: (to audience) No, no, no, I've seen the people around here; nudity would be counterproductive.

      • Red: I took Bernice out to a movie. What a disappointment. The last time I went, I went to see "Chariots of Fire". Now, I expected that to be a remake of "Ben-Hur" with flamethrowers. And in this one here, it was "What Would Dinosaurs Do If They Were Around Today."
        Harold: I know! I know what they'd do! They'd form a lodge and they'd all sit around and wonder why women don't understand them!

      • Red: (covered in tomato remnants) Who brings tomatoes to a movie?
        Harold: I wouldn't call that a theater. I'd call it a vegetable barn.

      • Red: We'll just make a movie about ourselves, Harold. The Red Green Story: a little guy triumphing over very big odds.
        Harold: Don't you mean ' a big odd guy triumphing over very little '?

      • Red: Took my wife Bernice out last night for an anniversary dinner.
        Harold: Yeah, yeah, I heard all about your kitchen fire.
        Red: I tried to surprise Bernice with some home cooking, almost cooked our home.

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