The Red Green Show

Season 8 Episode 7

The New Monument

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Unknown on CBC
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The lodge gets an old tank from the town council that was formerly a town monument and the members look to get it working.

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    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (7)

      • Kevin: (trying to get Red to say the word in the Word Game) When you go to a Japanese restaurant, what do you eat?
        Red: I don't go to a Japanese restaurant.
        Kevin: Well, I know you don't, but if you did, what would you eat?
        Red: Pizza.
        Kevin: They don't serve pizza.
        Red: Well, I'd bring it with me.
        Kevin: They don't let you do that.
        Red: That's why I don't go!

      • Red: Well, we got the old army tank towed up to the lodge. Man, that was a job and a half, I'll tell ya.
        Harold: Well, maybe you should've just hired a guy with a crane. He could've lifted it onto a flatbed truck and drive it up here.
        Red: Oh, yeah, and maybe I should've been born a millionaire. It's always money with you, isn't it, Harold? You need a tank moved, you pay someone. You need a roof reshingled, you pay someone. You need underwear, you pay someone. I just don't work that way, Harold.

      • Red: If you have a teenager who has his driver's license, there are two things you never want your kid to have in a car and they're both called accidents.

      • Red: I tell ya, glass and copper are no match for an exploding thermos!

      • Red: C'mon, Harold, go grab your video camera and we're going to capture a special moment.
        Harold: What special moment?
        Red: Forty nine lodge members in a tank. There will be a special moment!

      • Red: How could anything called expresso take half an hour?

      • Red: Oh, now, Harold, if you have a problem with rusty tanks that smell, this may not be the town for you.

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