The Red Green Show

Season 6 Episode 2

The Science Fair

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Unknown on CBC



  • Trivia

    • Possum Lodge Word Game:

      Prize: A weekend for two at the Solitaire Championships.
      Player: Mike Hamar
      Word: Father

  • Quotes

    • (playing the Word Game)
      Red: If your wife has kids, you'll be...
      Mike: ...long gone.
      Red: Oh, oh, oh! Just like your...
      Mike: ...father.
      (Red rings the bell to end the game)

    • Red: (deciding to do a telescope for his science project) I could be a great astronomer, Harold!
      Harold: Well, he's always been good at staring off into space.

    • Harold: Stinky Peterson has the trophy. Doctors can have that removed, though. The real winner was Andrea McClintock. The judges said that her project on fire extinguishers was rather timely!
      Red: But Harold, I heard that your project made it to the Port Asbestos finals.
      Harold: No, that's just where most of the pieces landed!

    • Red: This is a family member, Mike, the man who slept with your mother.
      Mike: (after a short pause) Could you be a little more specific?

    • Red: I'm going to enter the crystal radio into the science fair myself.
      Harold: Okay, but Uncle Red, the science fair is only open to high school students.
      Red: I never graduated.

    • Red: Awwww, come on, Harold. My dad helped me with homework.
      Harold: Well, that's 'cause you guys were in the same grade!

    • Red: Men aren't lost. They just take the long way.

    • Red: A man does not embrace the concept of going up to total strangers and saying " You may not know this but I'm a moron." whereas the woman that he's with is only too happy to share that information.

    • Harold: Girls like guys who look like scientists.
      Red: That could be but you look more like an experiment, Harold.

    • Red: One fellow has made a real interesting batch. It doesn't taste too bad.
      Harold: Is it wine or is it beer?
      Red: Kinda hard to tell, Harold. I'd say it's either a sparkling wine or a light beer.

  • Notes

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