Possum Lodge Word Game:
Prize: A coupon good for five percent discount off the regular one hundred and fifty dollar ticket price for the Possum Lake historical museum (where our motto is " Your value is history! ")
Player: Ed Frid
Harold: (hearing sound of possum squealing) Meeting time.
Red: Yeah, you go ahead Tammy-Sue. I'll be right down.
Red: (finishing up sucking up bees with a vacuum) Mission accomplished, or as Shakespeare would say -- hey, you sons of Bs, where's thy sting?
Winston: If your fuse panel causes a brownout, call an electrician. If your septics causes one, call me.
Announcer: Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.
Red: Even more frightening than rain, Canada Geese. So, remember, if the women don't find ya' handsome, they should at least find you in a snazzy car.
Red: (trying to get Ed to say the Word Game word) You see a dead raccoon on the road. What's that called?
Ed: Justifiable homicide.
Red: There's only two times when you shouldn't smile: when there is a bad smell or any time your wife's not smiling. Often, those occur simultaneously.
Red: (talking to older guys) People would rather bite into an apple than an onion so don't turn into a crabby old dink!
Red: (referring to his wife Bernice) Well, she has a problem.
Harold: I'm looking at him.
Red: There are very few things that a guy will stare at and if he's married, there are even fewer.
Rob Sheridan and Scott Albert are listed as Contributing Writers for this episode.