The Red Green Show

Season 15 Episode 18

Toe The Line

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Mar 31, 2006 on CBC



  • Trivia

    • Possum Lodge Word Game:

      Prize: A coupon good for five percent discount off the regular one hundred and fifty dollar ticket price for the Possum Lake historical museum (where our motto is " Your value is history! ")
      Player: Ed Frid
      Word: Gross

  • Quotes

    • Harold: (hearing sound of possum squealing) Meeting time.
      Red: Yeah, you go ahead Tammy-Sue. I'll be right down.

    • Red: (finishing up sucking up bees with a vacuum) Mission accomplished, or as Shakespeare would say -- hey, you sons of Bs, where's thy sting?

    • Winston: If your fuse panel causes a brownout, call an electrician. If your septics causes one, call me.
      Announcer: Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.

    • Red: Even more frightening than rain, Canada Geese. So, remember, if the women don't find ya' handsome, they should at least find you in a snazzy car.

    • Red: (trying to get Ed to say the Word Game word) You see a dead raccoon on the road. What's that called?
      Ed: Justifiable homicide.

    • Red: There's only two times when you shouldn't smile: when there is a bad smell or any time your wife's not smiling. Often, those occur simultaneously.

    • Red: (talking to older guys) People would rather bite into an apple than an onion so don't turn into a crabby old dink!

    • Red: (referring to his wife Bernice) Well, she has a problem.
      Harold: I'm looking at him.

    • Red: There are very few things that a guy will stare at and if he's married, there are even fewer.

  • Notes

  • Allusions