The Red Skelton Show

Season 16 Episode 29

Fernando Lamas / Senator Everett M. Dirksen

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Apr 18, 1967 on NBC
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Fernando Lamas / Senator Everett M. Dirksen

Red's guests are actor Fernando Lamas and Republican Illinois Senator Everett M. Dirksen.
Main sketch:
"The House That Junk Built" - Freddie the Freeloader finds himself the president of a corporation after he changes places with an eccentric millionaire (Lamas).
Other Highlights:
Via a split screen, Senator Dirksen, in Washington D.C., discusses politics and acting with Skelton.
Senator Dirksen recites "Gallant Men" and "Man Is Not Alone" (the title tracks from his two spoken word record albums).


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    • The above episode was not listed in TV Guide (New York Metro edition). Instead, TV Guide had a rerun of the March 29, 1966 show (Phyllis Diller / The Rockin' Berries) scheduled for April 18, 1967.

      Fernando Lamas and Everett M. Dirksen were, however, listed in both the New York Times and Chicago Tribune TV listings. A day after this broadcast, on April 19, The Chicago Tribune printed a review of Senator Dirksen's appearance ("Dirksen Makes Debut on Video As A Comedian"). So, although details are a bit sketchy, a new episode was broadcast on April 18, 1967.