Junior: If I do it, I'll get a whipping, of course I don't know why I'm thinking about it because I'm going to do it anyway, once in a lifetime.
Mother: Junior, go back to bed and shut your trap!
Junior: Is that open too!?
Mother: I wish it was, Junior, then you could slip right through.
Junior: (crying) You broke my back!
Mother: I did not, I hit you on your shoulder blade.
Junior: (stops crying) Did you cut yourself?
Mother: You should be with Thomas Edison.
Junior: Yeah, he's dead.
Mother: Well, I rest my case.
Junior (covered in a bed sheet) And don't forget! There's a meeting tomorrow night too!
Junior (reciting a poem he made up) Come come my turtle dove, we'll throw a skunk in the tunnel of love.
Network rerun July 4, 1971.
Junior and Silent Spot on video.