The Ren & Stimpy Show

The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen Theme Stimpy: Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen! (blows into a pitch pipe and begins singing as a lone piano plays in the background) Our country reeks of trees, Our yaks are really large, And they smell like rotting beefcarcasses! And we have to clean up after them, And our saddle sores are the best, We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts! (now an organ joins in as Ren begins singing) Both: And the buzzards, they soar oooo-verhead And poisonous snakes will devooooour us whole And our bones will bleach in the sun! Stimpy: That's it! Both: And we will probably go to h(fart)ll And that is our great reward For being the uh-Rooooyal... Canadian Kilted Yaksmen! Stimpy: C'mon, everybody! (now a big orchestra starts playing as various animals such as mudskippers, a whale, etc. start singing in bold, male voices) Chorus: Our country reeks of trees, Our yaks are really large, And they smell like rotting beef carcasses! And we have to clean up after them, And our saddle sores are the best, We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts! And the buzzards they soar oooo-verhead, And poisonous snakes will devooooour us whole, Our bones will bleach in the sun! And we will probably go to h(fart)ll And that is our great reward, For being the uh-Rooooyal... Canadian Kilted Yaksmeeeeeeeeeen!