The Malloys escape (again), DiDi's still single, Dale's still alive, and Ken's now official protector of the "Rich" family, at least until Dale may or may not kill him. Here's hoping Ken makes it out alive. Who else will strangle Ginny in her sleep?moreless
9.2
"Superb"
Great episode! The tension was high all the way to the end. With all that gun play, you would think someone important would get shot. But nope. And why not? Because of an ink pen. I'll explain later.
The opening, with Dahlia genuinely upset really pulled you into her character. I think that this was her episode, despite all the purposely imperiling plot points. I'm glad that the Malloys went with her. They really are a family, and you can feel the love they have for each other, even when they're arguing (which is often).
Make a note: If a horny 17 year-old inappropriately spies on you, and then hits on you, don't punch him. Tell him why what he did was wrong, and deflate his ego a bit. Dahlia's hilariously blunt honesty really endeared me to her for the first time in that scene. That was just fantastic, from beginning to end. Classy, too.
Anyway, Susan, Earl's widow, proved herself to be not only dumb as a post (last week's "Socio-wha?"), but also to be a huge rampaging hypocrite. It's okay for Dale to kill his father, her husband, but Wayne steals some money, and now you hate his guts? Whatever, grandma.
Ah, Ken and DiDi. Those two are the real heroes of this piece. So, Ginny, Ken's sister, orchestrates the wedding between the two, and of course, if DiDi doesn't go through with it, she'll call the cops. Because she's a b**ch that way, you see. As the wedding begins, we're shown three separate stories (two with guns, and one with a wedding dress).
I'll be honest, Wayne's story just didn't interest me that much. When the nagging red-headed wife was shot, and he just picked up the gun and walked away, I was satisfied. This was only filler to me. Long story short, the husband wants in, the wife wants cash, and both of them are criminals, same as the Malloys.
So, Ken and DiDi are standing on the alter, and I'm holding my breath, strung-out because of the gun-pointing jump cuts, and the priest asks her if she agrees to marry Ken. And what does she say? Let's just say that I yelled, "Yes!" and pumped my fist and now she is totally my hero. "What the h*ll is wrong with you people?!" indeed. Go DiDi!
Now, Dahlia. People keep saying that they don't get why Dahlia didn't kill Dale, or that she only did it to scare him, or that it was just a big letdown. PAY ATTENTION!!! Dahlia told Dale to pack a bag and write a note. A note saying he was leaving, if the packing was any indication. But Dahlia wasn't going to let Dale go, guys. She was going to KILL HIM and make it look like he'd left, or perhaps had an accident, or maybe even committed suicide. Depending on what she would have had him write in the note.
Would have? YES! Dale didn't get to write the note, because, as he later told Wayne, his pen was out of ink. So Dahlia was forced to spare his life, or else incriminate herself by killing Dale, which is obviously what she was planning to do. She shot at him because his d*mn pen was out of ink, and since she couldn't kill him, she was frustrated. Why else do you think Dale was so upset about an ink pen going empty? He had a gun to his head, telling him to basically write his own suicide note with it. That stupid pen saved his life...
But Ken is who really came through. His genuine love for DiDi was a miracle. I was sure something terrible would happen. Was DiDi going to kill Ken if he tried something? Would Ken rat her family out himself if she rejected him? That scene on the bed was fantastic. You could feel DiDi's emotions through the screen, and even when she didn't respond to Ken, you could tell exactly what she was thinking. Ken may not be the smartest, but he's definitely the biggest hearted Traveller outside of the Malloys. Calling Ken's true love for Delilah a "pleasant surprise" is the understatement of the year. Too bad about the teeth though, really.... *shoots self*
Anyway, long story short, Malloys escape, DiDi's still single, Dale's still alive, and Ken is official protector of the "Rich" family, at least until Dale may or may not kill him. Here's hoping Ken makes it out alive. Who else will strangle Ginny in her sleep if Dale offs him? So the question is, when will Dahlia's murderous tendencies resurface? Looks like she learned more than "Jesus Loves Me" in prison. I want to know where they're going with her...
All told, great episode, high tension, awesome payoffs, and still feeling the love. I watched this instead of Heroes! Yeah. And I'm going to do it next week, too.moreless