Answering Machine: So you put your machine on at night, huh? Just cause I call you at 3 am? You know how bad my insomnia is! Thanks a lot, Jim!
Jim: (after crashing the sabotaged Firebird to a stop) Well, what do you say let's forget the sushimi and call it a day?
Lauren: How long does it take to read a police report anyway?
Dennis: Quite a while, if you're Lt. Chapman.
Jim: Oh yes, sometimes he'll read a report twice if it's complicated. Actually tonight his attention span is pretty good.
Rankin: (to Rockford) Your file. I've never had the occasion to examine one this size before, and I've been with the Bureau of Consumer Affairs for nineteen years! You seem to have some sort of magnetic field that attracts controversy!
Jim: You actually believe I would cater a killing?!
(Benson tosses Jim a wad of money)
Benson: That's five thousand dollars.
Jim: Yeah, yeah I thought so. My hand size is a perfect five thousand.