The Ropers

Season 2 Episode 5

Two for the Road

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Oct 13, 1979 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • (The men have just returned from the bar at 2AM)
      Jeffrey: Now go in there and make Helen the happiest woman alive.
      Stanley: And you go in there and make Anne the second happiest woman alive.
      (The men are so drunk that they enter the wrong apartments by mistake, scaring the wives. The men return to the porch.)
      Stanley: Don't worry Jeffrey. Your wife is still unhappy.