Geoffrey Hughes |
Twiggy |
Liz Smith |
Norma "Nana" Speakman |
Caroline Aherne |
Denise Royle-Best |
Ricky Tomlinson |
Jim Royle |
Sue Johnston |
Barbara Royle |
Ralf Little |
Anthony Royle |
On the TV: "Grandstand's Rallying Coverage"
Norma: Where's your best man, Barry in't it?
Dave: No, Gary. He's got to work he can't get the morning off, he's coming straight from the butchers.
Jim: It's all we want, innit, the church stinking of bloody mince.
Twiggy: Ey, you know what'll happen, don't ya, he'll put his hand in his pocket for the ring and pull out a pork chop!
Jim (pouring whisky): Do you want some, Norma?
Norma: Well, I usually have a sherry at Christmas...my stout on an evening...
Jim: Bloody hell yes or no?
Norma: Yes!
Mary: Look at Antony's lovely haircut. He looks like a little choir boy.
Jim: He looks like a little gay boy.
Barbara: It's unlucky to see the Bride on the morning of the wedding.
Jim: I don't remember seeing you that morning.
Nana: Is this hat too far forward?
Jim: No, we can still see your face.
Jim: (while he has the runs) When they pass that collection box it won't be money I'll be putting into it.
Nana: Cheryl, that looks right tight on you that dress.
Cheryl: Thats the style of the dress.
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