The Sarah Silverman Program

Season 2 Episode 6

Maid to Border aka Brian's Song

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Aired Thursday 10:30 PM Nov 07, 2007 on Comedy Central

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    • (Dora opens her front door)
      Dora: Miss Sarah!
      Sarah: Good afternoon Dora. After you left my home today I discovered that personal property of mine was missing.
      Dora: Missing? What is not there?
      Sarah: My Shoplift Shelley figurine.
      Dora: Miss Sarah, why would I steal your toy? I am a grown woman.
      Sarah: You have no idea how much this hurts me, but I have no choice.
      (Sarah takes out folded piece of rainbow paper with unicorns and some writing on it and begins to read.)
      Sarah: I, Sarah Jane Anastasia Silverman, a Jew with a one bedroom apartment, proclaim that you are hereby and hereafter fired. By the power vested in me by the city of Valley Village I now pronounce you an unemployed immigrant. Signed and performed by Sarah Silverman.
      Dora: But Miss Sarah...
      Sarah: Sarah will miss Dora, but I cannot be disrespected by the woman who folds the underwear that I poop in.

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