(Dora opens her front door)
Dora: Miss Sarah!
Sarah: Good afternoon Dora. After you left my home today I discovered that personal property of mine was missing.
Dora: Missing? What is not there?
Sarah: My Shoplift Shelley figurine.
Dora: Miss Sarah, why would I steal your toy? I am a grown woman.
Sarah: You have no idea how much this hurts me, but I have no choice.
(Sarah takes out folded piece of rainbow paper with unicorns and some writing on it and begins to read.)
Sarah: I, Sarah Jane Anastasia Silverman, a Jew with a one bedroom apartment, proclaim that you are hereby and hereafter fired. By the power vested in me by the city of Valley Village I now pronounce you an unemployed immigrant. Signed and performed by Sarah Silverman.
Dora: But Miss Sarah...
Sarah: Sarah will miss Dora, but I cannot be disrespected by the woman who folds the underwear that I poop in.