Brian Posehn |
Brian |
Steve Agee |
Steve |
Sarah Silverman |
Sarah Silverman |
Laura Silverman |
Laura Silverman |
Jay Johnston |
Officer Jay McPherson |
Jill Talley |
Patty Jenkins |
Guest Star |
Jon Schroeder |
Jim Jenkins |
Guest Star |
Becky Thyre |
Pageant Mom |
Guest Star |
Laura Marano |
Little Sarah/Heather |
Recurring Role |
When Heather is singing the "Poop Song" with Sarah while she's in the tub, when she turns her head to look at Sarah you can see the tube top that's covering her chest.
Heather: I'm gonna make you proud of me!
Sarah: Oh sweety, I'm already proud of you. All you can do is make me unproud.
Brian: You called earlier?
Sarah: Yeah, I want you to come over and do some queer stuff to my daughter.
Brian: Excuse me?
Sarah: Ya know, I mean she needs a whole makeover. I need you guys to come over and do a whole montage on her. Maker her look fabulous and stuff.
Brian: Sarah, being gay doesn't make you genetically able to do makeovers. Besides, do Steve and I seem at all fashionable to you?
Sarah: No! You guys look horrible! I thought it was just like…ya know the shoemakers son has bare feet kinda thing.
(To Heather)
Sarah: No carbs, sweety. It's little miss rainbow not little miss fat-ass.
Laura: Little Miss Rainbow? Didn't you take second place in that pageant when you were a little girl?
(Pauses)
Sarah: … Wow. That stung. Ah, yes, Laura, that's right. But Heather is going to make all that go away; aren't you my little bottle of orange flavored cough syrup.
Heather: You snooze, you lose!
Sarah: To the Jews!
Sarah: I know what you're thinking; it's crazy. I look like I was ten when I had her, specially down there if you know what I mean. (Whispers) On my vagina.
Sarah: My father told me something before he died, and it's true. I never realized until today, but it's true; kids are dicks.
Sarah: Let me tell you a little story about a time when I gave up. About 10 years ago I got pregnant and everyone around me wanted me to give up and have the baby, and for about 8 1/2 months I listened to them. Until finally I worked up the courage to walk into that hospital and say get this thing out of me. And let me tell you something, having an abortion is one of the hardest things anyone could ever do. It took hours. I had to physically push the fetus out of me, and when it came out it was crying and covered in this like gucky stuff. I didn't have the money to pay so I crawled out the window and I went home and watched In Living Color, cause that's what was funny back then. Heather you have a choice, you can walk away and give birth to a failure that will haunt you for the rest of your life. Or you can go out there and have the abortion of your dreams. So what's it going to be?
On the October 9, 2007 broadcast of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Sarah stated that the "Poop Song" was written by Eric Falconer and Chris Romano, both of whom were credited as consultants for this episode.
The episode title is also the name of a film based on the true story of Betty Mahmoody starring Sally Field.
Harriet Tubman
An escaped slave who returned frequently to help other slaves navigate to freedom through what is now known as the Underground Railroad
A 90's sketch comedy series created by Keenen Ivory Wayans. The cast included comedians such as Jim Carrey, Jamie Foxx, Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier.
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