George: I think it's time you and me have a talk.
Ashley: Oh Dad, please. This isn't the sex talk, right?
George: Of course it's the sex talk. I figure if I have the sex talk with you, maybe you won't want to have sex.
Ashley: Probably not.
George: Ok, this is all you need to know..
Ashley: Dad, I have internet access and a pregnant sister. I know where babies come from.