The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Season 1 Episode 22

One Night at Band Camp

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 16, 2009 on ABC Family



  • Quotes

    • Amy: I've been doing this for hours, and it hurts. It really hurts.
      Madison: I'm so sorry, Amy.
      Lauren: Is there anything we can do?
      Amy: Either one of you want to have this baby for me? Listen, and listen good. Do not have sex. This is what it leads to.
      Lauren: Well, if you're not caref--(stops cold, Amy gives her a look) Right.
      Madison: So, are there any cute guys here?
      Amy: No!
      Madison: I was just trying to change the subject...