The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Season 1 Episode 22

One Night at Band Camp

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 16, 2009 on ABC Family



  • Quotes

    • Ben: I, uh, heard you were looking for a burger.
      Amy: Is that...?
      Ben: It's Cobay Beef. We had our chef make it.
      Amy: I don't want Cobay Beef. I want a Dairy Shack burger.
      Ben: Oh. Ricky didn't say Dairy Shack. He just said burger. And come on. Dairy Shack? That's not even prime beef.
      Amy: I don't want prime beef. I want lousy, greasy, tasty, cheap beef! I want Dairy Shack! Why can't anyone get me what I want? I'm trying to have a baby here!