The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Season 1 Episode 22

One Night at Band Camp

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 16, 2009 on ABC Family



  • Quotes

    • George: (eating a burger) Mmm! Oh, those Japanese know how to raise a cow!
      Ashley: It's Japanese?
      George: Yeah. Kobe, Japan.
      Amy: Would you two shut up? I can't enjoy my Dairy Shack burger if the two of you are talking about cows and Japan and stuff!
      Ashley: What's wrong with you?
      Amy: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?!?
      Ashley: Yeah.
      Amy: I'm having a baby. That's what's wrong with me!
      Ashley: Well, it's not like it's a surprise. You knew it was coming.
      Amy: Yeah, but I didn't know it was coming with this much pain! It really, really, really hurts.
      George: Really?
      Amy: It's not funny!
      Ashley: Oh, come on. Women have babies every day. I mean, there's a whole floor of women right here having babies.
      Amy: Any of them 15?
      Ashley: One of them's 13.