The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Season 1 Episode 22

One Night at Band Camp

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 16, 2009 on ABC Family



  • Quotes

    • Amy: A frip is an apple fritter without the gooey, yucky middle part.
      George: Did you just make that up, or does somebody really make a frip? Cuz if you want a frip, angel, I'll get you one. Just tell me you want it, and I'll get it for you.
      Amy: I want one. I just said I want one! No one listens to me!
      George: Where do I get it?
      Amy: I don't know! Do you want me to go look it up? I don't understand what is wrong with everyone! Do I have to have a baby and go find myself frips?
      George: You're just like your mother was, you know that? She was so unpleasant when she gave birth. Then they gave her that shot, and the quality of my life improved a thousand percent!
      Amy: Are you actually gonna sit there and tell me stories about my mother when you could be doing something to make your daughter--the girl that she gave birth to--feel better?
      Ashley: Dear God, we'll get you a frip. Just stop with all the drama.