Shana: Are you the slut that had oral sex with Jack and broke him up with his girlfriend?
Grace: Oh no! No, no, no. This is, um, the slut's condo, but I'm just answering the door.
Amy: Why do we keep hiding things from Mom?
George: Because it's fun, and because she reacts badly to almost everything, and because it's good practice for all the other things I'll have to keep from her when I move out of here.
Adrian's Dad: It means you've got a lot of growing up to do. You're not ready to fall in love. You don't even really know what love is.
Adrian: Could that be because my daddy wasn't around when I was growing up? Or could that be because you don't really know what love is?
Grace: Hi, Alice! Come on in. Meet Shana, Jack's new girlfriend.
Alice: Another one? Is everyone here one of Jack's girlfriends?
Amy: (about Madison not getting invited to the baby shower) I'll call Adrian. I'm sure it was an oversight.
Madison: Really? It didn't have anything to do with all the stuff we said about Ben?
Madison: Well, we don't think he's pretentious. We don't care that he has a driver.
Lauren: Right. He's a great guy.
Madison: Yeah, and we don't care that he's taking you away from us, or that you love him more than you love us. We don't feel like you've tossed us away at all.
Amy: Madison, I didn't know you felt that way about Ben...until now.
Madison: My point is that we don't.
The title of this episode is an allusion to the song: "Whoop! There it is!" by Tag Team.