The Secret Saturdays Season 1 Episode 4

(After trapping Zak with the Amaroks)
Doyle: That was cold.
Van Rook: That's business.

Doyle: (About Zak's cryptid influencing powers) Pretty good trick. Where'd you learn it?
Zak Saturday: Born with it. My dad thinks I'm maybe supposed to save the world one day.
Doyle: Man, I thought sports dads were pushy.

Zak Saturday: What are you doing?
Van Rook: Earning a profit. Anything else is your problem.

Zak Saturday: I'm serious. Did that geology assistant you bribed tell you the whole story? How they messed up one burial mound and now we've got a ticked off wolf creature down here and a nasty supernatural storm out there? Do you really want to see what happens if you loot this whole place?
Van Rook: ... Sure! (Uses a laser and starts blasting the burial mound)

Doyle: (After carrying the heavy bags) We couldn't have spent the ten bucks on a dog sled?
Van Rook: I don't pay for any more dumb animals than I need.
Doyle: Man, you have gotta work on your motivational technique.
Van Rook: I already spent plenty bribing that geologist's assistant for the dirt on this place. So motivate yourself to do your job, apprentice.

Zak Saturday: (To Fiskerton after Zak loses the Claw) It's your turn to take the blame for something, right?

Dr. Cheechoo: (After the Saturdays arrive) You know what they say about Saturdays- they never get here soon enough.

Doc Saturday: Those winds must be over 50 miles per hour.
Zak Saturday: It's not even storm season, is it?
Doc Saturday: There's never a season for a storm this bad.

Dr. Cheechoo: (To the Saturdays, about the Amarok) I didn't get a good look, but if this thing's as dangerous as the fishermen say... (Frantically, after the Amarok breaks the lab) How soon can you get here?!

(Van Rook, Doyle & the Saturdays are surrounded by Amaroks)
Drew Saturday: What did you do, Van Rook?!
Van Rook: Hey, maybe they were cranky before I got here!

Doc Saturday: Where are they?!
Doyle: What, your manhood and self-respect? I think you lost them the last time we fought, when your wife had to save your sorry can.

(Drew pins Van Rook against the wall)
Van Rook: What, no kiss hello? I thought we used to have something, Drew.

Dr. Cheechoo: Uh, you're leaving me with the Pteranodon?
Drew Saturday: Yeah... just don't try and pet her. And don't make, um, eye contact.

Drew Saturday: Can you tell me what this is?
Zak Saturday: The claw.
Drew Saturday: "The Hand of Sul-Kalu," "powerful ancient artifact," "scientifically honed adaptive weapon," "amplifier for your cryptid influencing power" - any of these would be correct answers!
Zak Saturday: So, it was multiple choice, or, uh...
Drew Saturday: "Drumstick," "baton," "air guitar," "samurai sword" - these are all things it most definitely is not!