The arsonist reads the following ad in the personals:
LIGHT MY FIRE
Looking for that special someone to add some spark to my sizzle. Let me know if you're out there. I'll be waiting.
Blair: Sam and I know each other socially.
Samantha: Yeah, at least we did until Blair stood me up at a sushi restaurant.
Blair: I got the dates mixed up.
Samantha: Huh... that's what happens when you overbook.