Jim: (limping) You know...
Blair: Hey, you still hurting from the accident?
Jim: No, no, no, I got a splinter in my foot from that wood you scattered all over the bathroom floor.
Blair: Jim, that's red cedar. It's a natural deodorizer.
Jim: I got three words for you chief. Use the spray.
Jim: Do you have a hundred dollar bill in your wallet?
Blair: C'mon, what do I look like?
Jim: You look like the type of guy that would carry around a c-note just to impress women. C'mon.
Blair: (looks around squad room before pulling out wallet) For your information, it's for emergencies.
Jim: Emergencies? Earthquakes, floods... stranded co-eds.
Blair: Why you gotta hurt me like that for? C'mon.